Kamehame-HA! American Airlines Goes Super Saiyan with Luxury Suites!

The Need For Speed...And Comfort!

Heya! It's me Goku! I heard about American Airlines getting all pumped up like when I go Super Saiyan! They're putting these new suites with sliding doors on their planes. Sliding doors! Sounds like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber but instead of training you get to relax. They're doing this to fight against other airlines like when I gotta fight Frieza or Cell. Gotta get stronger to win right? But instead of Ki they're using comfy seats and fancy doors. Hahaha!

Delayed Deliveries: Even Saiyans Need a Senzu Bean!

Apparently these fancy seats are so elaborate that they're causing delays. Even Bulma has trouble with her inventions sometimes so I get it. These delays remind me of when I'm waiting for a Senzu Bean after a tough fight. You just gotta hang in there and power up when you finally get what you need. They were supposed to start flying these in 2024 but suppliers were slower than Krillin trying to catch up to me. But hey even the strongest warriors face setbacks!

Chicago to London: The First Kamehameha Flight!

The first flight with these new suites will be from Chicago to London on June 5th. London huh? Sounds like a place where Vegeta would go to complain about Earthlings. Then Philly to London on Aug. 6 and Philly to Zurich on Sept. 3. They're even flying one from Dallas to Brisbane Australia on Oct. 26! Imagine flying all the way to Australia! I bet there are some strong fighters there! Maybe not as strong as me but worth a warm up! These flights cost a lot of Zeni. $5,342 for a roundtrip? That's like buying a whole year's worth of food for me! Haha!

Flagship Suites: More Like Spirit Bomb Seats!

These "Flagship Suites" are going to be their new international business class. There will be 51 of them on the Boeing 787 9. Before they only had 30 regular business class seats. It's like when I go from regular Goku to Super Saiyan Blue – way more powerful! They're getting rid of first class on a lot of planes too. Smart move! Focus all that energy into one super awesome cabin. It’s like concentrating all your Ki into a Spirit Bomb!

Sliding Doors: The New Super Power?

Other airlines are doing this too! JetBlue and Latam Airlines are getting in on the sliding door action. Even Delta and United might join in. It's like a new training technique that everyone is trying to master. But remember it's not just about the fancy doors. It's about the Ki you put into it! Or in this case the comfort and service. Just like I always tell Gohan it's not enough to have the power you gotta know how to use it!

Free Wi Fi: Gotta Stay Connected Even in Hyper Space!

American Airlines is also upgrading other stuff like free Wi Fi for loyalty members. Delta already does it and United will too. Gotta stay connected even when you're flying faster than a Saiyan pod! Imagine being able to watch my fights while you're in the air! Or maybe stream some training videos. That's what I call a true Super Saiyan experience! Well gotta go! Time to train! Later!