Kamehame-CAR! Xiaomi's New SUV Blasts Past Tesla (Almost!)

Kaio What?! Xiaomi's Got a Car?!

Heya! It's Goku! You know me always up for a good fight… and a good meal! But guess what? Turns out fighting isn't just about punching Frieza into next Tuesday anymore. It's about cars! This company called Xiaomi – kinda like a senzu bean of tech always popping up with something new – just unveiled their YU7 SUV. An SUV is like a bigger car right? Bulma would probably know more about this than me she's all about the gadgets and stuff!

Cheaper Than a Dragon Ball Set! (Almost)

So apparently this YU7 is trying to go Super Saiyan on Tesla's Model Y. Their boss guy Lei Jun is saying it's cheaper by about 10,000 yuan. I'm not sure how much that is in senzu beans but it sounds like a good deal! They expect to sell tons of these cars! I bet even Vegeta would be impressed though he'd never admit it! He would probably try to make it faster though...

Speed? Power? Driver Assist?

Lei claims the YU7 is better than Tesla's Model Y in lots of ways... But I guess it's still training when it comes to driver assist. That's like when I was learning the Kamehameha wave! Took a while to get it right but eventually I mastered it! They are using some fancy Nvidia Thor chip for the driver assist so hopefully it will be strong!

Orders Over 9000! (Just Kidding It's 200,000)

They started taking pre orders for this YU7 thing and BAM! Over 200,000 orders in like three minutes! That's faster than I can eat a mountain of food! People are really excited about this car I guess. I wonder if it can fly though? Probably not but a Saiyan can dream!

Range Anxiety? More Like Power Pole Range!

This YU7 can go super far on a single charge – like 760 kilometers! That's further than I can fly without getting hungry. It's all about that 'driving range,' they say. People don't wanna stop all the time to charge up kind of like how I don't want to stop training to eat!

AI Magic: More Than Just a Spirit Bomb!

And get this the car has AI! It can change the song you're listening to with just a hand gesture! That's way cooler than anything I can do... well except for maybe the Spirit Bomb. And it supports Apple Car Play! Plus Xiaomi made new AI glasses that rival Meta's offering! Maybe I could use these things to find the Dragon Balls easier and wish for more sparring partners!