Kamehame-CAR! California Gets Serious About Self-Driving Vehicles!

My Radar is Tingling! New Rules Incoming!

Hey everyone it's Goku! I just heard some news that's got me more excited than a Senzu bean buffet! Apparently California is about to unleash some new rules for those self driving cars. You know the ones where you don't even need to be behind the wheel? It's like instant transmission but for driving! The California DMV is asking for everyone's opinion on these new rules. They want to make sure things are safe and awesome for everyone. Just like when I'm training safety first then maximum power!

Tesla vs. The World: A Real Tournament of Power!

So I hear this Elon Musk guy from Tesla has been promising these self driving cars for ages but hasn't quite gotten the hang of it yet. Other companies like Waymo and Zoox are already zooming around testing their robotaxis! It's like a mini World Tournament but with cars instead of fighters. Tesla needs to power up or they'll get left in the dust like Yamcha after a Saibaman explosion! HA! Seriously though I wonder if they will be strong enough to win?

Permit Power Up: Gotta Catch 'Em All!

These new rules are like collecting the Dragon Balls but instead of summoning Shenron you get to unleash a self driving car! First you need a permit to test with a human then another for driverless testing and finally the ultimate permit to deploy them in California. It’s like going Super Saiyan Super Saiyan 2 and then Super Saiyan 3 – each level stronger and more awesome than the last! It's gonna be a tough challenge but that's what makes it fun!

Trucks Get a Saiyan Boost: Big Rigs Going Solo!

Hold on to your hats folks! These rules aren't just for those tiny cars. They're letting the big boys those heavy duty trucks test out their self driving skills too! Imagine a driverless truck hauling tons of cargo all by itself. It's like a giant robot version of me except instead of fighting villains it's delivering stuff. But hey both are important! Right?

Data Reporting: Show Your Work!

Just like how I always tell Gohan to study these companies will have to show their homework! They've gotta report data and make sure their driverless cars play nice with the first responders. It's like teaching a wild Saiyan to be responsible – tough but necessary! We don't want any rogue self driving cars causing more chaos than a rampaging Broly do we?

Tesla's Autopilot: Is It Really Full Self Driving or Just a Power Up?

Oh and there's some drama brewing between California and Tesla about their Autopilot system. California sued them saying they were being a bit over the top with their claims. It seems like they need a human behind the wheel ready to jump in at any second. So it's more like a power up than full transformation. They need to go beyond Super Saiyan to achieve true self driving! But they will get there if they train hard enough right?