Kamehame-AI! Jony Ive and OpenAI Fusion Dance to Blast Away iPhones!

My Saiyan Sense is Tingling!

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard some rumblings about this Jony Ive guy and OpenAI doing a Fusion dance. Apparently this Ive dude used to design stuff for Apple like those fancy iPhones and watches. Now he's teaming up with OpenAI for a whopping $6.4 billion! That's enough to buy a whole lotta senzu beans and still have some left over for training! It sounds like they're trying to create new gadgets powered by AI. I don't know much about AI but if it means I can get stronger faster I'm all for it! Maybe it can even teach me how to beat Beerus one day!

iPhone? More Like iGone!

So this article says that even Apple thinks this new AI stuff could replace the iPhone in like ten years. TEN YEARS! That's almost enough time for me to finally beat Vegeta at arm wrestling! One of Apple's guys even said it sounds crazy! Well I've seen crazier. Like Frieza turning golden or Buu turning into candy. So I guess anything is possible. If these AI gadgets are really that good maybe they can even help me find the Dragon Balls faster. Then I can wish for unlimited training sessions! Hahaha!

Siri ously Lacking Power!

Apparently Apple's Siri isn't doing so hot. They were supposed to get some help from the guys at OpenAI but something went wrong and they have to delay the release. They can't even talk good! Siri sounds like a broken record player. Maybe they should ask Bulma to give it a tune up. She's pretty good with machines and stuff you know. It's like they're trying to charge up a Spirit Bomb but they keep dropping the energy!

The Next Big Thing y!

This OpenAI thingy is keeping secrets! They're not telling anyone what they're actually building. It's all top secret hush hush. I bet it's some kind of super powered training device. Maybe it can simulate battles with all the toughest fighters in the universe! That would be awesome! Still it's kind of like when Frieza was hiding his true power. You just know something big is about to go down!

Wake Up Apple! It's Training Time!

The writer of this article is trying to tell Apple to stop being lazy and get training. You know they should start focusing on AI more now that they're old pal Jony Ive is working with the fastest growing company out there and maybe they're gonna build stuff that's much better. It's like when Gohan had so much potential but he didn't keep training like me!

Other Fighters Enter the Arena!

I heard some other companies are trying to get into this AI fight too. Meta has some glasses that can talk and Google is working on even MORE stuff! It's like the Tournament of Power all over again! Everyone's trying to show off their best moves. But I bet I can beat them all with a good ol' Kamehameha! Maybe I should start investing in these companies. Then I can get all the best new training gadgets!