KAIO-WHAT?! Trump's Tariffs are Powering Up Car Prices Like a Super Saiyan Transformation!

What?! Tariffs are Charging Up?!

Hey everyone it's me Goku! I just heard some crazy news that's more intense than facing Frieza on Namek! Seems like these things called 'tariffs,' put in place by President Trump are shaking up the whole car world! Apparently they're like a big energy blast aimed right at the wallet of anyone trying to buy a new ride. It's gonna drop sales faster than Vegeta's pride after he loses to me!

Millions of Vehicles are Vanishing Like a Dragonball Wish Gone Wrong!

So get this: these 'analysts' – they're like those super smart guys Bulma hangs out with – are saying that we could see millions fewer cars being sold! Millions! That's like an entire planet of vehicles just… *poof*… gone! And they say that the price of both new and used cars is going to skyrocket! It's like trying to buy a Senzu bean at Capsule Corp when Vegeta's got all the money! Sheesh!

Kaio Ken Times Ten…Billion Dollars?!

This 'Boston Consulting Group' – sounds like a place Vegeta would train to try and surpass me – estimates that these tariffs will add a whopping $110 billion to $160 billion in costs to the car industry! That's more than I've spent on food in my whole life! Imagine all the meat I could buy with that kind of money! But no it's going to make cars more expensive. What a world we live in!

Detroit's Feeling the Heat Like a Super Saiyan Transformation!

Even here in the USA a think tank in Michigan (whatever that is) says that automakers like General Motors Ford and Stellantis will get hit hard. I hear them talking about $107.7 billion with $41.9 billion hitting our Detroit buddies alone! Seems like they're in trouble and their power levels are dropping fast! This might be worse than when Android 17 and 18 showed up!

Consumers are Paying the Price for These Tariffs Its Over 9000!

The big question is: who's gonna pay for all this? Well these analysts probably the same ones who predicted Frieza was no match for me (they were wrong back then!) say that car companies will pass the costs onto regular folks like you and me. That means higher prices! Even Goldman Sachs (sounds like a cool name for a villain) is saying that car prices will go up by $2,000 to $4,000! That is just insanity.

Even More Bad News Than Finding Out Youre Fighting a Genetically Engineered Super Being!

And it's not just new cars! Used cars parts steel aluminum – everything's getting more expensive! One expert even thinks that 2 million fewer cars will be sold each year in the U.S. and Canada! That's a lot of people walking! And according to Cox Automotive new cars cost around $50,000. Who has that much money just lying around!? Maybe Mr. Satan… but he'd probably just buy another statue of himself!