China to America: You Wanna Piece of Me?! Resolute Measures Incoming!

Kamehame Ha Hold Up! What's This Tariff Trouble?

Hey everyone Goku here! I just heard about this crazy thing happening between China and America. Apparently these 'tariffs' are going up like a LOT! China's saying the US slapped a whopping 104% on their stuff coming into America! That's almost as high as my power level after a good senzu bean! They're not too happy about it and neither am I! World peace is at stake and nobody wants a Spirit Bomb of economic doom!

Equality Respect and...Mutual Benefit?! Is That a New Fighting Stance?

So this 'Foreign Ministry Spokesperson' guy Lin Jian is saying that if the US wants to talk it out they gotta show some respect and equality. Sounds like a good starting point to me! It's like fighting Vegeta – we can clash all we want but we gotta respect each other's strength right? Mutual benefit sounds like a win win which is always better than a lose lose. Unless you're Frieza then losing is kinda your thing.

Fight to the End? Sounds Like a Tournament!

Apparently China released a 'white paper' sounds kinda boring not gonna lie. But the gist of it is if the US keeps pushing China's ready to 'fight to the end!' Whoa! Now that's some fighting spirit! Makes me wanna go train in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber! But seriously let's hope they can settle this without any real… you know… fighting. I've already saved the world enough times!

Economic Bullying? That's Worse Than Dodoria!

China's calling the US a bully for using these tariffs like a 'weapon.' Sounds like they're saying the US is pulling a Frieza trying to dominate everyone. Nobody likes a bully especially not me! Whether it is physical bullying or economic that is just a bad move! We need to step up and protect those who are being bullied! Maybe I should go teach them the Kamehameha! Nah just kidding...mostly!

Chaos and Inflation?! Sounds Like a Bad Fusion!

They're also saying these tariffs won't fix anything for the US and will actually mess things up causing 'volatility' and 'inflation.' Sounds like a bad fusion gone wrong! Like when Goten and Trunks messed up and became fat Gotenks! Hopefully things don't get that ugly. We need a strong stable Earth...I mean world...so I can keep fighting strong opponents!

Meet Halfway? More Like Meet at the World Martial Arts Tournament!

So China wants the US to 'meet halfway' and get rid of these tariffs. They're still open to talking and working things out. That's good! Maybe they can settle this over a friendly sparring match at the World Martial Arts Tournament? It worked for me and Piccolo! Less destruction more friendly competition am I right?