Earnings Crash Incoming Is My Perfect Diet to S and P 500 Domination!?

Another Prediction? Challenge Accepted!

Alright folks Djoker here! Seems like everyone's got an opinion on where the S&P 500 is heading. Jefferies they're saying 5,300 a bit of a dip yeah? It reminds me of when they said I wouldn't win another Grand Slam after 2017. Hah! I thrived on that negativity. This S&P forecast? Just another serve I'm ready to return... with interest! They are entitled to their opinion but so am I and my opinion differs from theirs.

Gluten Free and Earnings Free?

Peramunetilleke the man with the plan is talking about lower EPS growth and a higher risk premium. Risk premium eh? I know a thing or two about managing risk. Like what's the risk of eating a big bowl of pasta before a five set match? Answer: high! Just like avoiding gluten maybe the market needs a detox from some over hyped earnings. A reset a re centering a return to... balance.

Defensives Over Cyclicals? Sounds Like My Backhand!

They're favoring defensives over cyclicals sector wise. Smart move. It’s like my backhand – reliable consistent and always ready to shut down the opposition. You can't win every point with a flashy forehand you know? Sometimes you gotta grind it out play smart and let the mistakes come from the other side of the net... or in this case the ticker tape.

Earnings Growth? More Like Earnings GROAN!

5.1% earnings growth projection? Please. That's like saying I'll only win one Grand Slam next year. I aim for more! Jefferies is being conservative sure but maybe that's not such a bad thing. Keeps everyone on their toes. Keeps the competition hungry. Reminds me of my early days fighting for every point every tournament. Gotta stay hungry!

Below Average? I'm Above Average at Being Below Average Predictions!

Their target's below the average of other strategists? So what? I've been doubted my whole career! It's fuel! It's motivation! It's what pushes me to be the best. Maybe Jefferies is seeing something the others aren't. Or maybe they just need a good stretching session and a positive affirmation! 'I am calm I am composed I am bullish!'

CNBC Pro LIVE? Sounds Like a Party!

CNBC Pro LIVE at the New York Stock Exchange? Now that sounds like a party! Experts networking maybe even a gluten free canapé or two? If I wasn't busy dominating on the court I'd be there! But hey I'm sure they'll be talking about how I defy expectations just like the market will sooner or later. Remember folks stay positive stay healthy and always believe in the power of the Djoker!