Mama Mia! Aussie Stocks Take a Tumble, But the Dollar Jumps Higher!

It's a Me Mario! Reporting Live From the Mushroom Kingdom (via Australia!)

Hello Mushroom Kingdom! It's a me Mario! Reporting live from… well not the Mushroom Kingdom this time but close enough! Seems like things down under are a bit topsy turvy. Prime Minister Albanese got another term which is a good! He's a like a Super Mushroom for stability you know? 'Let's a go!' for another round!

ASX 200: Not Quite a Super Star!

But a oh no! The Aussie stocks they took a little tumble. The S&P/ASX 200 went down faster than me when I miss a jump over a Goomba! Down 0.47%! It's a like falling in a pit but at least it's not lava! 'Oh Mama Mia!'

Aussie Dollar: Powered Up!

But a don't a worry! The Australian dollar she's a strong! It went up against the greenback! 0.45%! It's a like grabbing a Super Star – invincible! 'Yahoo!'

Oil Prices: Down the Warp Pipe!

Now the oil prices… they took a dive! Down down down like me going down a warp pipe! OPEC+ decided to pump more oil so Brent crude and West Texas Intermediate they went for a swim with the fishes! 'Here we go!… sploosh!'

Wall Street: Still Jumping High!

Meanwhile back in America Wall Street is a still jumping high! The S&P 500 Dow Jones and Nasdaq they're a all doing the Super Mario jump! Up up and away! It's a like collecting coins in a bonus level! 'Wahoo!'

That's all Folks!

So that's a the news folks! A little bit of ups a little bit of downs but remember just like me always keep jumping! 'It's a me Mario! Wahoo!'