Itsa Me, JPMorgan! Mario Reports on HUGE Profits! But is Trouble Brewing?

Mamma Mia! Look at those Numbers!

It's a me Mario and I'm a here to tell you about some a crazy numbers! JPMorgan Chase just a released their earnings and it's a like they found a Starman! Earnings are up revenue is up everything's a up! They made $5.07 a share! That's a more coins than I've collected in all my adventures! Revenue hit $46.01 billion. Woo hoo!

First Republic: A One Up Mushroom for JPMorgan!

Remember that a First Republic bank? Well JPMorgan bought it and it gave their earnings a little 'boing!' like when I jump on a Goomba! They got a one time gain from it like finding a secret block with a power up! It's a good to be the Mushroom Kingdom...I mean JPMorgan Chase!

Trading Time! Wahoo!

Apparently all that trading stuff is a making them lots of coins! Like when I'm in a bonus stage! Higher asset management investment banking fees and strong trading results – it's a like they're swimming in gold coins! This a reminds me I gotta get Luigi to invest in my plumbing business!

Jamie Dimon's Warning: Bowser is Coming!

But hold on! Even Jamie Dimon the big boss at JPMorgan is a little worried. He says the economy is facing "considerable turbulence." That's a like saying Bowser is getting ready to throw some fireballs! He's worried about trade wars sticky inflation and high prices. Sounds like a recipe for a Koopa Troopa invasion!

Volatility is a Piranha Plant!

All this uncertainty is a making things tough for some businesses. It's a like trying to navigate a level full of Piranha Plants! But for the Wall Street trading desks it's a like printing money! They're a making out like bandits just like Wario trying to steal all my coins!

More Banks! More News!

Wells Fargo and Morgan Stanley also released their reports and Morgan Stanley had a similar trading activity surge. Looks like everyone is a jumping for joy on Wall Street. But remember what Jamie Dimon said! Be careful or you might fall down a pit! Now if you'll excuse me I'm a gonna go find a warp zone to escape all this financial talk! It's a me Mario! Wahoo!