Will These Stocks Survive the Hunger Games of the Market?!

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor… or Not?

Well folks seems like the market's been playing its own version of the Hunger Games lately hasn't it? One minute you're up the next you're facing a pack of genetically modified muttations or you know just another surprise tariff from President Trump. JPMorgan's analysts bless their souls are trying to offer us a little hope. They've pinpointed some stocks that might just lead the charge if this market ever decides to bounce back. It's like finding a dandelion in the Seam – a small sign that maybe just maybe there's still something good out there.

Eli Lilly: The Girl (Stock) on Fire?

First up we've got Eli Lilly. Apparently this stock is down more than 20% from its high but JPMorgan thinks it could jump by over 50%! Goldman Sachs is also singing its praises calling it a "secular growth leader." Sounds like someone's trying to win over the sponsors. Now I don't know much about fancy financial terms but I do know a fighter when I see one. And if Eli Lilly can survive the arena of the market maybe it's worth a shot. Just remember even the strongest tributes can fall. You’ve got to have hope to survive after all.

Royal Caribbean: Smooth Sailing or Titanic Disaster?

Next they're betting on Royal Caribbean Cruises. Now cruises? Sounds like something President Snow would enjoy. Down 30% from its high but JPMorgan believes it could rally by over 60%. Loop Capital agrees upgrading it to a buy. They're saying it's been a "leader in financial performance since Covid." Well that's a low bar isn't it? Surviving a pandemic? But hey maybe a relaxing cruise is just what the market needs after all this chaos. Still I'd keep an eye out for icebergs.

Palo Alto Networks: Hacking the Market?

Then there's Palo Alto Networks a cybersecurity company. I guess even in the stock market you need someone to protect you from the Gamemakers trying to rig the game. JPMorgan says everyone's revising their earnings estimates upwards and they see over 40% upside. Sounds promising but remember in the arena you can never fully trust anyone. Especially not those with the fancy tech gear.

Dell and PayPal: The Underdogs?

Dell Technologies and PayPal also made the list. They're like the Peeta Mellarks of the stock world – reliable maybe a little underestimated but always there to surprise you. Whether or not they are as skilled with the art of cake decorating remains to be seen. I am not one for the new ways of transferring money like PayPal – it’s always best to have cash in your pocket! What’s more reassuring than that? I don’t think the sponsors will be buying into that idea though. But these stocks could be worth a look if you're feeling lucky. Just don't bet the farm on them. The odds are never truly in our favor are they?

CNBC Pro LIVE: A Capitol Extravaganza?

And finally there's some event called CNBC Pro LIVE at the New York Stock Exchange. Sounds like a Capitol sponsored spectacle to me. Experts networking cocktail hour... it's all a bit too fancy for a girl from District 12. But if you're into that sort of thing and you have the money to burn maybe it's worth checking out. Just don't forget who you are and where you came from amidst all the glitz and glamour. Remember “It must be a very fragile system if it cannot afford to hear mistakes being pointed out.”