Dow Plunges! Is Trump's Fed Feud Dooming Your Portfolio?

A Market Gone to Pieces: Shaken Not Stirred

Well this is just brilliant isn't it? Markets taking a nosedive faster than a villain's car off a cliff. Seems the Yanks are in a bit of a kerfuffle what with their President and the Federal Reserve Chairman going at it like Blofeld and I over a martini. The Dow S&P 500 and Nasdaq all took a beating down more than 2%. 'Do you expect me to talk?' No Mr. Market I expect you to rally!

Apple and Nvidia: License Revoked

Even those shiny Apple gadgets and Nvidia chips couldn't escape the carnage. Jim Cramer a chap who knows his way around a stock ticker decided to trim his positions a decision he'd foreshadowed earlier. Seems even 'owning it not trading it' is no match for 'Trump 2.0.' Sometimes you have to know when to fold 'em as that card shark Goldfinger would say.

Capital One: A Golden Opportunity?

Ah Capital One. A name that sounds like a particularly ambitious Bond villain. Their deal to buy Discover Financial got the green light but the market still gave it the cold shoulder. Cramer ever the opportunist saw a chance to buy the dip. The Fed meanwhile might finally get around to lifting the asset cap on Wells Fargo. A catalyst years in the making darling. Just like my plans to thwart world domination.

Disney: Mouse Trap or Magic Kingdom?

Disney got an upgrade with analysts saying the Mouse House is being undervalued. Apparently the House of Mouse derives 60% of their income from parks and experiences. Seems the markets are forgetting the magic of Disneyland likely fearing a travel pullback due to Trump's policies and a possible recession. As Q would say 'Now pay attention 007.' These details could save your portfolio.

Rapid Fire: Netflix Spotify and Norwegian Cruise Lines – The Usual Suspects

Netflix Spotify Norwegian Cruise Lines... the usual suspects in this high stakes game of market roulette. It's all a bit like a high speed chase on a winding mountain road. One wrong turn and you're over the edge. But with a bit of skill daring and maybe a well placed ejector seat you can come out on top.

The Cramer Code: Read Before You Trade

Remember folks Cramer's got rules. He waits 45 minutes after sending a trade alert before acting and 72 hours if he's talked about the stock on CNBC. Transparency darling is the name of the game. Just remember no fiduciary duty exists here. No guarantees. Just a chance to play the market with a bit more information. So go forth invest and remember: the name is Bond James Bond… and I prefer my investments shaken not stirred.