Yo, Chill Out and Cash In: Boring Stocks Are the New Black, Word!

Trading Trade Wars for Steady Gains?

Aight check it. Remember when the market was all shook up like Jazz after a bad audition? Thanks to all that trade war drama from President Trump things were looking grim. But hold up stocks bounced back like me after getting tossed outta the mansion for pranking Geoffrey. But Jeff Kilburg from KKM Financial is dropping some knowledge saying this rollercoaster ain't over. He's saying buckle up cause we're in for a wild ride with this market.

Feeling the Heat from Geopolitical Beefs?

Kilburg's like yo pay attention! Even a little squabble between countries can send the market into a tailspin faster than Carlton trying to breakdance. He mentioned the whole Israel Iran thing as proof. So what's a fly investor to do? Time to get defensive fam. He's talkin' blue chip stocks – the kinda companies your pops would invest in. Solid dependable and yeah maybe a little… snooze worthy.

No Love on CNBC? More Like Hidden Gems!

These are the companies that ain't exactly flashin' on TV every five minutes. We talkin' about the blue chip industrial names the ones that folks are startin' to cozy up to again after the market did its dance. People are craving familiarity like a Will Smith marathon on a rainy day. "They want to own names that they know. They want to own names that they can touch and feel and those are kind of the boring names." he said. Remember what Hilary used to say? Sometimes the simplest things are the best. Word.

Trump Tweets and Portfolio Tweaks

Kilburg dropped some truth bombs saying that these 'boring' stocks can help protect against all the uncertainty. Why? Cause nobody knows what Trump's gonna tweet next! It's like trying to predict what Geoffrey's gonna say when he catches me raiding the fridge at 3 AM. "Investors being uncertain of what shoe could potentially drop next that has kind of made portfolios tilt more industrial more defensive." Kilburg added. It's all about keeping your money safe not just making it rain!

Kilburg's Top Picks: Get Your Notebook Out!

Alright pay attention cause this is where the rubber meets the road. Kilburg's got a few names he's vibing with. First up is Duke Energy the power company. Goldman Sachs is lovin' it too sayin' it's got some serious upside. Then there's Waste Management which sounds like a dirty job but someone's gotta do it right? Melius Research is calling it "stable growth in a chaotic world."

Visa and Beyond: Sticking with the Classics

And don't forget Visa! They're raking in the dough as more folks ditch the cash and swipe that plastic. Mizuho's all about it saying there's still plenty of room to grow. Kilburg also mentioned Costco Verizon JPMorgan Masco CVS Comcast Nutrien and Sysco. Sounds like a portfolio Uncle Phil would be proud of. So there you have it folks. When the market gets wild go for the reliable the dependable the… dare I say it… boring. But hey boring can be beautiful when it comes to your bank account am I right?