Yo, Canada Just Got Schooled! Trump Makes 'Em Drop That Wack Tech Tax!

Fresh From D.C. Yo!

Alright listen up y'all! Your boy Will Smith straight outta Bel Air (but currently hangin' in D.C.) is here to drop some truth bombs hotter than Jazz after gettin' thrown outta the Banks' mansion... again! So word on the street is President Trump yeah that dude with the hair that's even wilder than my wardrobe just made Canada do the running man back on their digital services tax. Apparently Trump threatened to shut down all trade talks and Canada caved faster than Carlton trying to breakdance.

Prime Minister Carney Gets the 'Bye Felicia!' Treatment

According to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Prime Minister Carney (not to be confused with that cool dude from the jazz club) called Trump on Sunday night all apologetic and stuff sayin' he'd ditch that tax. Leavitt straight up said Canada "caved"! Can you believe it? It's like when Uncle Phil threatened to cut off my allowance only on a global scale! I bet Carney felt like he got tossed outta the Banks' front door!

More Countries Gonna Catch These Hands?

But hold up this ain't just about Canada. Trump's top economic aide Kevin Hassett is sayin' they're gonna make other countries drop their digital taxes too. It's like first Canada then the world! I just hope they don't start taxing my sneaker collection 'cause that's where I draw the line! As Hassett said future digital sales taxes are going to face the wrath of US Trade Representative Greer. Sounds scary enough!

Trump's Tariff Takedown: Coming Soon to a Country Near You!

And get this folks! Trump's about to restart those steep tariffs on imports. It's like he's playing a real life game of Monopoly and he's about to bankrupt everyone! Hassett is saying the US has frameworks for deals but that doesn't mean they'll be nice. I'd say keep a close eye on your wallets.

Budget Bill Bonanza and Tariff Time!

Trump wants that big ol' budget bill passed ASAP. If it does Hassett says there'll be a "marathon session" in the Oval Office where Trump decides on tariff rates for a whole list of countries. Sounds like a party... a really stressful economically driven party! I'd be nervous if I was there!

Whatever We Want Whenever We Want!

And get this: when asked about the tariff deadlines Trump just shrugged and said "We can do whatever we want." Now that's some serious power playin' even for Bel Air standards! Let's just hope he doesn't decide he wants to tax all my backwards baseball caps!