Wall Street's Wild Ride: Is It the Economy or Just Trump's Twitter?

Yo Market's Acting Like a Spoiled Cousin!

Alright check it y'all! Seems like Wall Street's been hitting the 'refresh' button on Trump's Twitter feed more than checking the actual numbers. One minute the S&P 500's doing the 'running man' straight into the ground 'cause the Prez is beefing with Jerome Powell and talking tariffs and the next minute it's moonwalking back up 'cause somebody in the White House said 'chill.' It's like Carlton trying to breakdance – all over the place and kinda awkward ya know?

Trade War? More Like a 'Trading Places' Reboot!

Word on the street – or should I say on Wall Street – is that this whole trade war saga is messing with folks' spending habits. Folks are holding onto their Benjamins tighter than Hilary holds onto her pearls. Earnings reports are echoing what consumer surveys have been saying all along: people are worried about inflation. Next thing you know even Geoffrey will be clipping coupons! But hey at least Capital One's doing the 'Dougie' after their Discover deal went through. That's what I call fresh!

Earnings Season: The Good the Bad and the 'Uh Oh!'

Last week was report card time for some big players and not everyone got straight A's. Danaher showed some signs of life Capital One was doing the 'Dougie,' but Bristol Myers Squibb? Not so much. They were stumbling like me trying to explain quantum physics to Aunt Viv. Seems like the market's rewarding those who play it cool and conservative like Dover. It's all about playing the game baby!

Jim Cramer's Moves: Fresh Prince Approved!

My man Jim Cramer's been making moves like he's dodging paparazzi. He lightened up on Apple and Nvidia 'cause of the China tension – smart move Jimmy! He also snagged more Capital One BlackRock and Dover before they shot up. That's what I call knowing your business like Geoffrey knows how to iron a crease into my Kangol. He even added to his Starbucks position hoping it bounces back but trimmed Linde as well. He’s a smart man must've gone to Harvard or something…

Jobs Jobs Jobs: More Important Than My Shoe Collection?

The coming week's all about jobs and inflation data which is kinda important even if it ain't as exciting as scoring courtside seats at a Lakers game. We're talking JOLTS ADP and the official government jobs report. Everyone's trying to figure out if tariffs are killing jobs or if Uncle Sam's downsizing the government more than my closet after Aunt Viv gets through with it. I'm telling you it’s rough out here.

Earningspalooza: Tech Titans and Tariff Troubles!

This week's earnings calendar is jam packed like the Bel Air Academy cafeteria on pizza day! We got Honeywell Starbucks Meta Microsoft Linde Eli Lilly Apple Amazon DuPont and Eaton all stepping into the spotlight. Everyone's wondering how tariffs are messing with the bottom line especially for Apple and Amazon. It's like trying to figure out if Will Smith can still rock a flat top in 2024 – the stakes are high people!