Wall Street analysts are saying Tesla's stock is about to hit a pothole, and things might get bumpy, bumpy, bumpy...bump!
Wall Street analysts are saying Tesla's stock is about to hit a pothole, and things might get bumpy, bumpy, bumpy...bump!

Hold Up Wait a Minute! Something Ain't Right With My Ride

Yo check it! Word on the streets of Wall Street is that Tesla's stock might be headed for a crash landing. Redburn Atlantic some fancy pants research firm is telling folks to ditch their TSLA shares faster than I ditch Carlton's dance moves at a block party. They're saying things look kinda grim for the electric whip company and apparently even my boy Elon might be sweating under that futuristic hair of his.

Volume Declines and Strained Cashflow? Sounds Like My Bank Account After a Shopping Spree at Rodeo Drive!

Apparently Redburn's predicting a whole lotta problems for Tesla like volume declines and some serious cashflow issues. Sounds like my wallet after a trip to Rodeo Drive! This Adrian Yanoshik dude is telling his clients that EV pricing and tariffs are gonna mess things up. Reminds me of the time Uncle Phil tried to explain the stock market to me...it was all Greek to this Fresh Prince!

Low Expectations?

Analysts are not expecting volume uplifts despite Model Y upgrades.

Analysts Say What?! 44% Downside? That's Worse Than Carlton's Fashion Sense!

These Wall Street wizards are predicting Tesla's stock could drop to $160! That's like a 44% plunge from where it was. Even Carlton's fashion sense ain't had a fall this hard! Someone needs to tell Elon to crank up the tunes and find a pick me up pronto! This year alone the stock has dropped 30%.

IRA Trouble Ahead? That's Like Losing My Trust Fund!

And hold up there's more! This Yanoshik cat is even worried about those sweet government credits from the Inflation Reduction Act getting snatched away. If that happens it's like losing my whole trust fund! Suddenly this Bel Air life don't feel so safe anymore.

New Model Launching Soon?

Tesla is set to launch their lower price model sometime in June.


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