Oil prices plummet as tariff fears grip the market, raising recession alarms. Dom Toretto weighs in on whether family can save the economy.
Oil prices plummet as tariff fears grip the market, raising recession alarms. Dom Toretto weighs in on whether family can save the economy.

Family First Then Fuel...

Alright family. Dom here. I've seen a lot of crazy things in my life: cars flying between skyscrapers submarines bursting from ice even Brian O'Conner eating crustless sandwiches. But this latest news about the oil prices dropping below $60 a barrel... that's got even me a little worried. Seems like this whole tariff thing is about to hit us harder than Letty in a Dodge Charger. You know what they say 'I live my life a quarter mile at a time,' but even I need gas to make those quarter miles count. If the economy tanks who's gonna afford the nitrous? Who's gonna fund the next heist?!

West Texas Intermediate? More Like West Texas *Immediate* Trouble!

This West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude stuff... it's down to its lowest since April 2021! I remember April 2021. Good times. Family was together we were pulling off impossible stunts. Now? We're staring down the barrel of a recession thanks to these tariffs. They say these tariffs are gonna make everything more expensive for businesses. More expensive parts mean less NOS less upgrades. It's like trying to win a race with a stock engine – ain't gonna happen!

JPMorgan's Got Some Explaining To Do!

JPMorgan huh? They're saying there's a 60% chance of a recession this year! That's up from 40%! Seriously? It's like they're betting against us. They're saying the tariffs are gonna choke the economy. But I’ve been choked by worse and I am still here. Nobody tells Dom Toretto what's impossible and nobody tells me we're heading for a recession without a fight.

Tariffs: More Dangerous Than a Tank on the Highway!

These tariffs are set to kick in this week. This week! That's faster than Brian shifting gears in his Supra. And they say it could push the U.S. maybe the whole world into a recession. The whole world! That's a lot of families at stake. And you know what I do for family.

Recession? Not on *My* Watch!

So what are we gonna do? We don't back down from a challenge. We don't let fear dictate our actions. We hit back. Hard. We gotta figure out how to boost that demand for oil how to get the economy revving again. Maybe we need to remind everyone how important family is… and that family needs fuel to keep rolling. This aint about money no more. This is about FAMILY.

Time to Get to Work...For Family

Remember family. 'It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.' And we’re gonna win this fight against recession. We'll find a way we always do. We'll adapt we'll overcome and we'll drive right through this mess. Because that's what family does. Now who's got the nitrous? We got some problems to solve and a world to save.


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