Family Buys the Dip: UnitedHealth Insiders Bet Big Amid DOJ Probe!

The Only Rule: Family First Even in Healthcare

Let me tell you something. Life's simple. You make choices and you don't look back. But family? That's different. And that's what I see here. UnitedHealth's stock's been riding rough almost as rough as Brian's Eclipse in '95 after I worked on it but insiders they ain't abandoning ship. Kristen Gil Timothy Patrick Flynn John Noseworthy – they're buying up shares like we buy NOS for a quarter mile race. That's what family does they invest when things get tough.

The Feds Are Watching? We've Seen Worse.

Heard the Feds are poking around something about Medicare fraud. The Wall Street Journal is all over it. A criminal investigation? Please. We've outrun cops outsmarted tanks and even took down a submarine. A little DOJ investigation? That ain't nothing but a speed bump on the highway of life. This reminds me of that time when Brian was caught drifting by the cops but he was let go because the cop was a fan of him.

The CEO Shuffle: More Shifting Gears Than You Can Handle

So the CEO Andrew Witty bails. Comes as a shock to everyone. Then the old timer Stephen Hemsley steps back in. It's like swapping out engines mid race. You gotta know what you're doing make sure your car can handle it. Otherwise you'll blow a piston or something. It's all about horsepower and who's behind the wheel.

Down But Not Out: The Stock's Got More Than Ten Seconds

The stock tanked nearly 11% and has lost 43% of its value this year. Ouch. That's like wrecking your ride on the last turn. But it rebounded on Friday. See? This ain't a funeral it's a pit stop. It's all about getting back on track tuning that engine and remembering – it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

Cyberattacks and Setbacks: Life's a Quarter Mile

Cyberattack unexpected costs all that noise? It's just life throwing wrenches in your engine. Doesn't matter. You gotta keep your eyes on the road your hands on the wheel and your foot on the gas. Because in this life there's one thing you can count on: You gotta go as fast as you can as long as you can.

Remember Brian: He Lived Life a Quarter Mile at a Time

I am hurt to hear that the former UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian was murdered. I never met him but he must've been a great person. We'll pour one out for him and remember that the most important thing in life will always be the people in this room right here right now. Salud mi familia! Rest in peace Brian.