Supreme Court Messes with Texas... Now They Gotta Deal With Me!

The Supremes Just Made a Mistake

The Supreme Court thinks it can mess with immigration policy? Hold my beer... I mean my glass of Texas tea. They just allowed the government to speed up deportations sending folks back to places where the welcome mat is a landmine. Let's just say I've seen fewer dangerous situations in a room full of rattlesnakes wearing sombreros. Newsflash: The only thing faster than these deportations is my roundhouse kick. And trust me you don't want to be on the receiving end of either.

Trump's Executive Order? More Like Executive Disorder!

This whole mess started with an executive order. You know what else starts with 'E'? Error! Trump's order is like a broken compass – it points in every direction except the right one. Back in my day we solved problems with fists and grit not paperwork and questionable decisions. But if paperwork it must be it should at least have a 'get out of torture free' card attached.

Sotomayor: A Voice of Reason in a Courtroom of Chaos

Justice Sotomayor gets it. She said it's best to proceed with caution in matters of life and death. Smart lady. She knows better than to play Russian roulette with people's lives. She's right the government deported people to places so unsafe even I'd think twice before stepping foot in them. And that's saying something because Chuck Norris fears nothing. Except maybe running out of ammo.

Guatemala South Sudan Libya? Ring Any Alarm Bells?

Guatemala South Sudan Libya. Those aren't vacation destinations; they're potential war zones. Sending people back there without a fair hearing? That's like giving them a one way ticket to a Chuck Norris movie... and not in a good way. The State Department itself said South Sudan is too dangerous for most personnel! What part of 'danger' do these justices not understand? Maybe I need to deliver a roundhouse kick to their comprehension skills.

Defying Court Orders? That's a Norris Level No No!

The government ignored court orders? That's just asking for trouble. If you ignore a court order in Texas you're gonna have a bad time. If you ignore it when Chuck Norris is watching? You're gonna have a very very bad time. This is an abuse of power so gross it makes a vegetarian's barbecue look appealing.

My Verdict: This Ain't Over Till Chuck Norris Says It Is!

This whole situation stinks worse than a skunk in a taekwondo class. But don't you worry. I'm watching. And when Chuck Norris watches justice usually kicks in... hard. The Supreme Court may have the final say but I've got the final kick. And believe me it's always the final kick that counts. Remember the only approved form of 'urgent deportation' is from any threat against liberty.