Chuck Norris Approved: Xbox Prices Rise - Are You Ready to Level Up Your Wallet?

Game Over for Your Bank Account?

Listen up gamers! Microsoft along with those other guys at Nintendo and Sony think they can just waltz in and raise the prices of Xboxes and games? Let me tell you something nobody raises prices on Chuck Norris without facing the consequences. But fear not this isn't about me facing consequences; it's about you. Microsoft is blaming 'market conditions,' which is code for 'We think you'll pay it.' They're hiking the prices on Xbox consoles and even some of their fancy controllers. When Chuck Norris plays a game the game pays HIM. Guess those days are over for regular folks!

Trump's Tariffs: The Real Boss Level?

They're trying to blame Trump's tariffs too. Remember Chuck Norris doesn't blame he acts. But seems like these tariffs did hit these companies hard resulting to this price surge. But if these companies keep doing this I'll be forced to use a roundhouse kick to lower the prices. The new normal it seems is paying more to escape reality.

Nintendo and Sony Join the Price Hiking Party!

It's not just Microsoft by the way. Nintendo is dropping a Switch 2 at a hefty $449.99 (Chuck Norris could build one for five bucks and a stern look) and Sony is boosting prices on their PlayStation 5 in Europe. What's next? Charging us per pixel? When Chuck Norris unplugs his console the electricity bill goes down. Companies must not take advantage of their consumers. Always fight for your hard earned money!

Xbox Series X and S: Prepare for Sticker Shock!

So what are we looking at? The entry level Xbox Series S jumps to $379.99 and the flagship Xbox Series X hits $599.99. And that special edition controller? $79.99. This is getting out of hand. Remember Chuck Norris doesn't need a controller. He controls the game with his MIND! The prices of games will also increase to 79.99. As if you are buying another console. Maybe its time to get the old games back.

The $700 Million Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War?!

And don't even get me started on game development costs. Activision Blizzard spent over $700 million on 'Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War.' That's more than my entire movie budget for 'Invasion U.S.A.'! No wonder they are increasing their prices on these games. But a good game doesn't need a million dollars it needs good game developers not to mention if I was there they could get my moves for free.

Chuck Norris's Final Roundhouse Kick of Wisdom

Look I get it. Times are tough. But remember Chuck Norris never pays full price. He negotiates... with his fists. So do your research compare prices and maybe consider dusting off those old cartridges. And remember if all else fails just blame Chuck Norris. He's used to it. Now if you'll excuse me I have some prices to lower. One roundhouse kick at a time.