Siiii! Ronaldo Reacts to After-Hours Trading: Some Companies Score, Others... Well, They Try!

AppLovin': They Love Winning Just Like Me!

Siiii! AppLovin' is smashing it eh? A 13% rally? Those are rookie numbers of course (kidding!) but seriously posting an EPS of $1.67? Not bad not bad at all. They're selling their gaming business for $400 million plus equity? Smart move very strategic. They're playing to win and that's the Ronaldo way! Shows that you need to adapt to conquer. Remember 'Your love makes me strong your hate makes me unstoppable'. They are loved right now so they are strong!

Arm Holdings: Guidance... Needs More Biceps

Oof Arm Holdings. A 9% slide? Seems like their guidance needs a serious training session. Those numbers? They're not Cristiano Ronaldo numbers that's for sure. FactSet was expecting more and so was I. Maybe they need a motivational speech? Or perhaps just more focus? Remember talent without hard work is nothing!

Skyworks Solutions: Earnings Stronger Than My Abs!

Skyworks is flexing! Stronger than expected earnings... even if the stock dipped a bit. They need to show more hunger like when I'm facing a tough defender. 'I don't have to show anything to anyone. There is nothing to prove.' They know what they need to do to make it count!

Bumble: Flat Growth? Time for a New Strategy

Bumble's revenue is down and user growth is flat? That's a yellow card my friends. They need to find a new angle a new way to score. In football if the tactic is not working you have to change the tactic! Maybe they should try a different dating profile picture? Just a thought! Because 'There is no harm in hoping for the best as long as you're prepared for the worst.'

Zillow: Making a Profit? Finally!

Zillow's warning about the housing market but hey they're profitable again! That's like finally scoring that free kick you've been practicing for months. A low to mid teen pace for 2025? Those are good numbers and it will make the competition CRy7!

Dutch Bros: Coffee and Profits A Winning Combination!

Dutch Bros is brewing up success! Beating estimates? That's the taste of victory. An increase in sales and shop count? Now we're talking! Looks like I need to invest Siiii! I'll make sure my private jet is parked nearby for easy access to my new favorite coffee chain.