Siiii! Another Win? Ronaldo Reacts to S&P's Goal-Scoring Streak!

Nine in a Row? That's Just a Warm Up for CR7!

Hola amigos! Cristiano here your favorite goal machine and apparently I'm not the only one on a winning streak. The S&P 500 has been tearing it up bagging nine consecutive sessions of pure victory! NINE! That's like me scoring a hat trick in three back to back games. Some say it's the best run in 20 years; well I've had better weeks but it's still impressive! It seems investors are feeling the 'Siuuuu' energy wiping out losses since… well someone started talking tariffs. But hey the ball is round the market is… also round? And we keep playing! A strong jobs report whispers of trade deals… it's all music to my ears or rather to my accountants.

Earnings Season: Who's Got the Skills?

Earnings earnings earnings. Everyone's talking about them. It's like the Champions League of finance! Last week Microsoft and Meta showed us who's the boss. Up 11% and 9% respectively those numbers are nearly as big as my ego. And I love them. They're silencing the doubters and making AI seem like the real deal. Microsoft's Azure is like my left foot – always delivering magic. Even the big boss Zuckerberg is feeling confident saying Meta is ready for anything. That's what I like to hear! Confidence is key whether you're bending it like Beckham or navigating the macroeconomic uncertainty – whatever that means.

Starbucks Stumbling? Even Legends Have Off Days!

Okay okay so Starbucks had a bit of a rough patch. Like that one time I missed a penalty (it happens to the best of us!). But let's not write them off just yet. They've got a turnaround plan brewing and with a new CEO in charge they're trying to hit a winner. Remember even Ronaldo has his off days but you've got to keep believing keep training keep drinking your… uh… coffee! They're hoping it'll be siuuuuu season again soon.

The Fed: To Cut or Not to Cut? That is the Question!

Now everyone's holding their breath for the Fed's decision. Are they going to cut rates? Are they going to stay put? It's like waiting for the referee's whistle at the World Cup final. What will Powell decide? All eyes will be on him but remember the real game is about skill hard work and a little bit of luck. Just like scoring goals managing the economy is a team effort. Hopefully they will pick the right move and not give away any easy goals.

This Week's Lineup: Disney Energy and Steaks!

This week we've got more earnings to watch. Coterra Energy Disney and Texas Roadhouse are stepping onto the pitch. Will Disney's streaming magic continue? Iger's trying to get the profits up! Can Texas Roadhouse keep those hungry fans coming back for more steaks? I like my food as much as I like scoring goals so I am hoping it is a good one. It's going to be a real test of skill strategy and of course a bit of 'Siuuuu!' energy.

Remember: Believe in Yourself... and Maybe Diversify Your Portfolio!

So there you have it folks. The S&P 500 is on a roll earnings are pouring in and the Fed is about to make a big decision. It's a wild ride but just like on the field you've got to stay focused stay confident and always believe in yourself. And maybe diversify your portfolio a little bit. After all even CR7 needs a good team behind him! Siiiiii!