Siii! Trump's Crypto Goal: Even Bigger Than My Goal Record?

Is This Real Life? Or Just Fantasy Football?

Okay okay settle down everyone! Cristiano Ronaldo here your favorite goal scoring machine and occasional crypto enthusiast. Apparently President Trump's right hand guy on crypto David Sacks is saying this stablecoin bill – they're calling it the GENIUS Act – is gonna pass with support from BOTH sides. Bipartisan? In this climate? That's almost as unbelievable as me missing a penalty kick! Almost. They are expecting it to pass with "significant bipartisan support." This news has got me thinking if this stablecoin bill passes will I finally understand crypto? Stay tuned!

Trillions? That's More Than My Bank Account (Probably)

Sacks is saying this thing could bring in TRILLIONS of dollars for U.S. Treasuries! Trillions! That's like... a gazillion Bugattis! (Okay maybe not quite that many). He claims it will create trillions in demand for US Treasuries practically overnight and very quickly. Apparently there's already over $200 billion in stablecoins floating around out there just chilling unregulated. Seems like a waste if you ask me; It is like leaving money on the bench. But if the Senate passes the bill then the genius will be unleashed!

Dems are Not Convinced? Is it Because I am Number 7?

Of course it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Some Democrats are worried that Trump and his family are getting too involved profiting from their own meme coins and stablecoins. A meme coin seriously? I will stick to scoring goals. Seems like a conflict of interest but hey who am I to judge? It's like when they tried to say I was offside – sometimes the rules are a little... flexible no? Democrats previously rejected the GENIUS Act in part on concern that President Trump's personal cryptocurrency ventures including his own meme coin and a stablecoin from his family's crypto business created an unprecedented conflict of interest.

Bitcoin Rocketing to the Moon. Am I Going to Space?

Bitcoin's going crazy too! Nearing $110,000? That's insane! And stablecoins are making moves too. Apparently they processed $28 trillion in transactions last year. That's more than Mastercard and Visa COMBINED! I have no idea what any of that means but the number is HUGE! Is it possible that Bitcoin will be bigger than Cristiano Ronaldo? Never!

Dominating the Dollar Online Just Like I Dominate the Field

Sacks is saying stablecoins are a better cheaper and smoother payment system and will create new payment rails for the U.S. economy. This guy is a serious believer. 'Stablecoins offer a new more efficient cheaper smoother payment system — new payment rails for the U.S. economy,' he said. 'It also extends the dominance of the dollar online.' I mean if it extends the dominance of something it's probably a good thing right? Just like I extend my dominance on the soccer field. Siiiiiuuuuuuuu!

Red Card Alert! Controversy on the Horizon

But hold on there's a Senator Josh Hawley who is trying to add some controversial stuff to the bill. Something about capping credit card late fees. Could be a poison pill that kills the whole thing! Whoa! Senator careful there! This Genius Act needs to be done quickly. Like a Cristiano Ronaldo fast goal. Now if you excuse me I have a training session to get to. Stay tuned because this is more exciting than when I beat Messi to win Ballon d'Or again. Siii!