Holy Hala! AI is Writing Code Now? Even Captain Marvel is a Little Intrigued!

Skrulls Can Shapeshift Can AI Code?

Alright Binary fans Captain Marvel here! So I'm cruising through the cosmos blasting baddies and saving planets (you know the usual Tuesday) and I stumble upon this 'news article.' Apparently these Earthlings at Microsoft and Meta are letting AI write their code now! Satya Nadella the big cheese at Microsoft claims up to 30% of their code is AI generated. 30%! That's almost as many times as I've had to explain to Tony Stark that I'm not just 'some girl' in a suit. Seriously can these AI programs handle binary like I can? It's messing with my cosmic senses.

Zuckerberg's Bot Army: Coming Soon to an Algorithm Near You?

Then there's Zuckerberg over at Meta. He's apparently building an AI model that builds *more* AI models. It's like a recursion party and I wasn't invited! He's betting that in a year half of Meta's development will be AI driven. Half! I'm starting to think I need to brush up on my coding skills just in case I have to debug a rogue Roomba gone Skrull hunting.

From Yon Rogg to Buggy Code: My New Nemesis?

Look I'm all for progress but this sounds like a plot straight out of a Kree conspiracy. First Yon Rogg now AI taking over human jobs? What's next self aware sentient toasters demanding equal rights? Okay maybe that last one isn't so bad… But still! Are we sure these AI systems aren't being secretly programmed by Ronan the Accuser to take over the Earth's digital infrastructure?

Google's Playing Too? This is Getting Seriouser!

So apparently Google's in on this game too. Sundar Pichai says over 25% of their new code is AI written. That's a whole lotta code! Suddenly the idea of having to fight a Skrull armada seems less daunting than trying to understand the implications of AI overlords. I guess even Captain Marvel has something new to learn!

Shopify CEO Tobi Lutke and Duolingo CEO Luis von Ahn Want AI To Do All The Work!

And it's not just Microsoft Meta and Google either! The head honcho at Shopify Tobi Lutke is making employees prove that AI can't do a job before they ask for more workers. Even Duolingo CEO Luis von Ahn is turning to AI instead of human contractors to do the work. What will the people do learn how to code too?

Amazon Joins The AI Revolution! Is It Time to Take On an AI Sidekick?

Amazon has even formed a new unit focused on Agentic AI. So I'm thinking if the robots are here to stay I'm gonna have to do something... like maybe find a new AI sidekick! Maybe then I could sit back relax and let the robots handle all the pesky intergalactic paperwork for once. But then again knowing my luck it'll probably just try to rewrite the entire Accords. Seriously universe give a girl a break!