Higher, Further, Faster... Profits! Captain Marvel's Take on Today's Market Buzz

S&P 500 Attempts to Break Losing Streak

Alright Earthlings your S&P 500 is playing a cosmic game of tug of war trying to break free from a two day losing streak. Word on the street—or should I say in the galaxy—is that you're all buzzing about potential trade talks with China. Treasury Secretary Bessent and Trade Rep Greer are heading to Switzerland probably to negotiate the best deal this side of Knowhere. Meanwhile everyone's hanging on Federal Reserve Chairman Powell's every word like he's about to drop the location of the Tesseract. No interest rate changes are expected which is probably a good thing unless you want things to get… complicated. As I always say 'Higher further faster!' – especially when it comes to getting those gains!

Disney Soars Like the Millennium Falcon

Hold onto your hats because Disney just went supernova! Their earnings report was so stellar; it's making even Ronan the Accuser crack a smile—maybe. Shares are up over 10% making them one of the S&P 500's biggest winners. Seriously Mickey Mouse is probably doing the Kree salute right now. And get this they're building a new theme park in Abu Dhabi! I bet even the Guardians of the Galaxy would take a break from saving the universe to check that out. We are looking into the matter and we will send updates to our subscribers as soon as possible.

Honeywell Gets the 'Buy' Signal

Looks like Honeywell just got a major upgrade folks! Bank of America gave them a 'buy' rating expecting stable and positive earnings. The Club is saying Honeywell's guidance is finally realistic – no more overpromising like a Skrull trying to blend in. Apparently their business mix is more defensive which works well with the current macro environment. Investors are expected to start focusing on the benefits of their business simplification through upcoming spin offs. The stock jumped over 2% today. Not bad Honeywell not bad at all.

CrowdStrike Restructures for Efficiency

CrowdStrike is doing some… spring cleaning if you will. They're restructuring to boost efficiency which means laying off about 5% of their global workforce. Ouch. But hey they're also planning to hire in strategic areas so it's not all bad news. The Club stock fell nearly 4% today but Jeff Marks is calling this "good news." Jeff says 'We like to see companies get more efficient.' Analysts at Piper agree this move comes from a place of strength not weakness. Sometimes you gotta trim the fat to fly higher right?

Cramer's Charitable Trust

Just a quick shoutout to Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust which is long on DIS HON and CRWD. Remember being informed is your superpower. If Jim is talking about a stock on CNBC TV he waits 72 hours after issuing the trade alert before executing the trade. It's like waiting for the right moment to unleash a photon blast – timing is everything!

Legal Jargon (Because Lawyers)

And now for the part nobody likes: the fine print. All that Investing Club info is subject to terms conditions privacy policies and disclaimers. Basically don't sue anyone if things go south. No fiduciary obligation exists and no specific outcome or profit is guaranteed. As they say in space 'Don't do anything I would do and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a gray area there.' Just kidding. Read the fine print.