Shiver Me Timbers! Wall Street's Gone Mad for Buying and Selling!?

Fintech Fancies and BNPL Booty

Savvy? TD Cowen they've got their spyglass fixed on this 'Affirm,' a BNPL brand apparently it's the bee's knees. Top performing they say pro consumer like givin' away grog at a pirate's funeral. But remember not all treasure is gold mate. Sometimes it's just a shiny pebble.

To the Rails and Rigging! Transport Treasures Ahoy!

Citi they're hoistin' the colors for Old Dominion and Union Pacific. 'Highest quality,' they squawk. Like a fine bottle of rum smuggled from Tortuga eh? But be warned the sea of finance is ever choppy. What sails high today can be Davy Jones' Locker tomorrow.

Netflix Nabs the Top Spot? Blimey!

Morgan Stanley they've crowned Netflix as their top pick. Defensive they say. As if one could defend against a binge watching pirate crew! But perhaps they're right escapism be a strong current in these troubling times. Though I prefer a good old fashioned raid on a rum distillery savvy?

Wells Fargo's Wallet: A Bank's Bounty!

Piper Sandler sees Wells Fargo's coffers lookin' ripe for the takin'. Attractive valuation they claim. 'Defense to Offense,' they bellow. But remember the only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do! And sometimes even banks can't print gold.

Lilly's Lotions and J&J's Jewels

Goldman Sachs is givin' a hearty 'Yo ho ho!' to Eli Lilly and Johnson & Johnson. Attractive entry point and a 'defensive bellwether,' they declare. Seems like even in the roughest seas some medicinal grog is always in demand. But be sure to check the expiration date matey! Nobody wants spoiled elixirs.

From Jeans to Timber: A Motley Crew of Upgrades

Levi Strauss Charles Schwab Weyerhaeuser Nu Holdings Teradata CDW Welltower Ross Stores Ralph Lauren Coinbase Dollar General Nvidia Tesla all getting an upgrade. It is as if they just found Isla de Muerta. But be careful! What one man can do is dream what one man can do is love what one man can do is change the world and live free forever!