Savvy Tech or Davy Jones' Locker? Amazon's New 'ZeroOne' Crew Sets Sail!

From Microsoft to the Misty Seas: A New Captain Takes the Helm!

Savvy? Now I Captain Jack Sparrow have seen my fair share of... 'innovations' sail into the horizon some sinkin' faster than a rum soaked galleon. Seems Amazon that giant kraken of a company has a new crew calling themselves 'ZeroOne.' Led by this fella J Allard once a bigwig at Microsoft the one who conjured up the Xbox no less! One must wonder what treasures or troubles will this new voyage bring? As I always say 'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.' And their attitude seems to be... 'Let's build shiny new things!'

Seattle San Francisco Sunnyvale: A Treasure Map of Tech Havens!

These 'ZeroOnes' are scattered across the land from Seattle to the sun kissed shores of California. Huntin' for both hardware and software they are like pirates after buried gold! 'Zero to one,' they say 'from nothin' to somethin'.' Sounds like a grand adventure if you ask me. Though adventures often involve... unexpected detours. Best to keep a compass handy and a bottle of rum just in case. I once traded a compass for a bottle of rum. Savvy?

Amazon's Booty and Blunders: A History of Highs and Lows!

Amazon's got a history like a weathered sea dog with tales to tell. Kindle Echo Fire Sticks – treasures aplenty! But then there’s the Fire Phone Halo fitness tracker and Glow... ah the flotsam and jetsam of their ambitious voyages. Reminds me of that time I tried to sell sea monkeys as pets. Did not end well. 'But why is the rum gone?' Because sometimes even the best laid plans go awry.

Smart Homes and Shifty Visions: What's Brewing in the Cauldron?

Whispers on the wind say these 'ZeroOnes' are dabbling in 'computer vision' for smart homes. Seems they're peekin' into yer living room through a digital spyglass! Intriguing isn't it? 'Conceiving designing bringing to market,' they say. Sounds awfully official for a bunch of tech pirates. And they got folks testin' the waters for feedback. Smart. Can't have another Fire Phone fiasco now can we?

Borrowed Planks and Sinking Ships: Shuffling the Deck!

Amazon’s pulled in crew from Alexa Luna and even that Halo sleep tracker. Sharing the booty eh? But here's the twist – while building this shiny 'ZeroOne' vessel they're also... lettin' go of crew in other parts of the fleet. Aye layoffs! Seems even a kraken has to tighten its belt now and then. As I always say 'This is the day you will always remember as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!'

Foldable Phones and Future Fortunes: Charting a New Course!

There's talk of foldable phones and other fantastical devices. The future be a fickle mistress but one thing is for certain it must involve rum. This new team is gonna get to decide what to do and as I always say 'The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.' One can only imagine what marvels or monstrosities they'll conjure up next. But remember me well 'If you were waiting for the opportune moment that was it.'