Kamehame-HA! Stocks Do the Dragon Ball Dive (and Some Power Up!)

Palantir's Power Level: Just...Okay?

Heya! It's Goku! I heard Palantir those tech guys had their earnings report. Seems like they met Wall Street's expectations. It's like when I'm training and I hit a plateau – good but not Super Saiyan good ya know? Their shares took a bit of a dive almost 7%. I guess even tech companies need a Senzu Bean sometimes!

Vertex Gets Krillin'd: A Missed Energy Blast

Next up Vertex Pharmaceuticals. They make... uh... medicine stuff. Apparently they missed their earnings target. That's like when Krillin tries to take on Cell – not gonna end well! Their stock dropped 2%. Ouch! They need to train harder in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber maybe?

Mattel Pauses: Even Toys Need a Break!

Even Mattel the toy people are having some trouble. They make awesome toys! But they paused their future guidance because of tariff stuff. It's like when Gohan had to stop training to study... important but slows you down right? Their shares went down a bit too. Hope they get back to full power soon!

Neurocrine Goes Super Saiyan!: Revenue Explodes!

But wait! There's good news! Neurocrine Biosciences they make medicine that helps with moving had a big boost! Their revenue went up! It's like when I first went Super Saiyan! BAM! Their stock jumped 11%! That's the spirit! They're ready for Frieza!

Ford's Power Dips: Tariffs are the New Vegeta

Ford those car making folks took a hit too. Their earnings went down and they blamed tariffs. Tariffs are like Vegeta always trying to one up me – annoying and a real pain! Their stock dropped nearly 3%. They need to find a way to power through like when I used the Spirit Bomb!

Clorox Cleans Up... Less Than Expected!

And Clorox the cleaning stuff company missed their earnings targets. It’s like trying to clean up after a Saiyan feast – a never ending battle! Their shares went down too. Hopefully they can find their own Kaio ken to boost those numbers!