Holy Frijoles! Market Mayhem and Corporate Capers: Puss in Boots Reports!

Chinese Autos in a Purr plexing Price War!

Madre de Dios! The Chinese auto market is turning into a catfight! BYD in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps desperation) has decided to slash prices on electric and plug in hybrid models. This has sent shivers down the spines of Li Auto and Nio whose shares are doing the flamenco of despair. It seems even the finest steed can stumble in a price war... much like I once tripped over a ball of yarn... ahem never mind. This Puss has more important things to report!

AMC's Box Office Bonanza: Lilo & Stitch to the Rescue!

Ay caramba! AMC Entertainment is roaring louder than my own! Live action Lilo & Stitch and Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning has propelled them to a Memorial Day weekend record. The trading volume is higher than my ego after a successful duel! It appears the magic of movies is still alive unlike some of my past 'nine lives'. Though one can never be too sure. That dog nearly got me!

Newmont's Golden Gloom: Trump's Tariffs Tarnish Treasure!

Saints preserve us! Even gold isn't safe from political shenanigans. President Trump's delayed tariffs on the European Union have cast a shadow over the price of spot gold and Newmont's shares have felt the sting. It seems even the shiniest treasure can lose its luster. Much like the gleam in my eye when I haven't had my milk.

VF Corp's Executive Extravaganza: Buying Spree!

Caramba! The big cheeses at VF Corporation home to Timberland and The North Face are betting on themselves! President Bracken Darrell and COO Abhishek Dalmia have been on a buying spree snapping up shares like I snap up… well you know. Their confidence is admirable even if it lacks my signature swagger. Though buying shares is no substitute for a dashing chapeau and a wicked sword.

Nvidia's Chinese Chip Strategy: A Calculated Gamble!

Huzzah! Nvidia masters of the silicon arts are cooking up a cheaper Blackwell chip exclusively for China. It's a bold move a bit like facing a giant without my boots – risky but potentially rewarding. If all goes to plan they could rake in more treasure than I've stolen hearts! *Ahem* I mean... found. Yes found.

PDD Holdings Plummets: Temu's Troubles!

¡Ay Chihuahua! PDD Holdings the parent company of Temu has taken a tumble! Their first quarter earnings fell short of expectations sending their U.S. listed shares plummeting faster than Humpty Dumpty. It seems even the mightiest giants can stumble. Speaking of giants did I ever tell you about the time I wrestled one? Ah but that's a story for another day. This Puss is off to sharpen his claws… and maybe find some milk.