MrBeast Reacts: Stocks Go WILD! (T-Mobile Takes a Dive, Tesla SURGES!)

T Mobile Tumbles?! What Happened?

Alright Beast Crew let's talk stocks! So T Mobile right? Apparently they missed their subscriber numbers. Wall Street was expecting like 504,000 new phone buddies but they only snagged 495,000. That's like promising a million trees and only planting 982,000! The stock took an 11% nosedive. Ouch. Maybe they should've given away free phones? Just sayin'!

Alphabet's HUGE Earnings? Time to Buy!

But hey it's not all doom and gloom! Alphabet aka Google's parents crushed their earnings! $2.81 per share when everyone thought they'd only make $2.01? That’s what I call a win! Their revenue also beat expectations. Maybe they should invest in more tree planting. Imagine the YouTube search results: 'Best Trees to Plant for MrBeast Challenge!'

Skechers Stumbles: Global Trade Drama!

Skechers… well they tripped. Revenue was a bit sad and they even withdrew their future guidance. Apparently “macroeconomic uncertainty stemming from global trade policies” is to blame. Okay that’s a mouthful. Maybe they need to team up with me for a shoe throwing contest? Best throw gets a million bucks!

Gilead's Missed Forecast: Not A Total Loss!

Gilead Sciences didn't quite hit the revenue mark but they still beat earnings per share estimates. It's like almost winning a challenge but still getting a participation prize. Not bad but not Beast level awesome either.

Saia's Shipping Slump?!

Saia a shipping company got hit HARD. Stock dropped 31%! Earnings were way below expectations. Ouch! BMO Capital Markets even downgraded them. Looks like someone needs a serious logistics makeover. Maybe I should challenge them to deliver a million packages in 24 hours? Now THAT'S content!

Tesla Goes BRRRRRRRR!

Okay NOW we're talking! Tesla SURGED 10%! Elon's whipping out the flamethrowers again! Up 17% this week! The market is finally recovering and Tesla's leading the charge. Maybe I should give away a hundred Teslas... hmm ideas ideas! Keep watching to find out!