Hold Up! MJ Reacts: Buffett's Exit, Chip Dips, and Sneaker Sprints!

Buffett's Stepping Down? Is Nothing Sacred?

Alright folks let's get one thing straight. When you're on top you gotta know when to pass the ball... or in this case the CEO title. I hear Warren Buffett's hangin' up his sneakers kinda. Handing the reins to Greg Abel in '26. Says he'll stay as Chairman. Smart move old man. But Berkshire Hathaway dipping 4%? That's like missin' a free throw! Gotta wonder if that insurance underwriting profit falling off a cliff—down nearly 50%—had somethin' to do with it. Maybe they need to start gamblin' like I do!

On Semiconductor? More Like Off Their Game!

So On Semiconductor beats earnings and revenue estimates but the stock still tanks 8%? That's like scoring 40 points but still losing the game. Numbers don't lie but Wall Street apparently does. Maybe they need to 'Be Like Mike' and just dominate no excuses. That guidance they gave was better than expected too so what are analysts smoking?

Skechers Gets Acquired: Is This a Shoe In for Success?

Skechers gettin' scooped up by 3G Capital for $63 a share? Now *that's* a slam dunk! Up almost 25%! Makes you wonder if I should invest in some shoes besides my own brand. Crocs and Deckers gettin' a boost too? Looks like the shoe game is heating up. But are they really better than Jordans? Come on now.

Tyson Foods Misses Revenue: Chicken Little or Real Trouble?

Tyson Foods' revenue misses the mark and the stock dips almost 8%. Ouch! But wait they beat earnings? Okay so it's like bricking a three pointer but still grabbing the offensive rebound. They gotta get that consistency or they'll be 'crying like a baby'. Hillshire Farms slipping Jimmy Dean sausage could’ve been a little more filling…

Real Estate and Fuel: Risky Business or Smart Plays?

Howard Hughes gets a boost from Bill Ackman? That's a big bet even for someone who probably bluffs hard in poker. Sunoco buying Parkland? Sounds like they're trying to gas up their empire... or maybe just creating a monopoly I don't know. Loews seeing a drop in earnings? Happens to the best of us. Even MJ had bad quarters… on the golf course that is.

Streaming Stocks in the Toilet Thanks to Trump's Threats?

Okay so Trump wants a 100% tariff on foreign films? Sounds like he's been watchin' too many reruns of *Space Jam*. Streaming stocks gettin' hammered. Netflix Amazon Paramount Warner Bros – all takin' a dive. Guess they need to find a new way to 'fly'. What about EQT and Wendys? Well EQT popped because UBS gave them good ratings. Wendys added 1% after JP Morgan upgraded them. Maybe that’s why I eat Wendys after a great game. Then there is Sotera Heath up because Goldman upgraded them.