Mama Mia! Tariffs are a Real Bowser Attack on Companies!

Lululemon's Limbering Less!

It's a me Mario with some news hotter than a Fire Flower! Lululemon those folks making those stretchy pants Princess Peach loves took a dive of over 12%! Seems these tariffs are hitting them harder than a Goomba on my head. They get a big chunk of their stuff from Vietnam and BAM! 46% tariff! Mamma mia that's a spicy meatball! They might need a Super Star to get out of this mess!

Nike's Swoosh Turns to Whoosh!

Nike the shoe company is also feeling the heat with shares sliding about 9%. Half their shoes are made in China and Vietnam so you can bet those 54% and 46% tariffs are giving them a bad case of the 'blahs.' It's like when I slip on a banana peel not a good look! They're gonna need a Super Mushroom to jump over this hurdle wahoo!

Discount Retailers Feeling Pricey!

Even Dollar Tree and Five Below are taking a hit! Those poor guys sell lots of imported stuff and their stocks are plummeting faster than I can say 'It's a me Mario!' The CEO of Dollar Tree is talking about raising prices which is like Bowser raising the lava level in his castle! Not cool man not cool.

Ford Offers a 'From America For America' Discount!

Ford is trying to be all 'American Hero' by offering employee pricing to everyone. They call it 'From America for America.' It's like when I save the Princess and everyone cheers! But will it really work? Only time will tell. Maybe they should add a turbo boost to their sales strategy! Vroom vroom!

Big Tech Takes a Tumble!

The big boys like Nvidia Tesla Amazon Apple and Microsoft are all feeling the pinch. Investors are scared these tariffs will give them a Bowser sized headache. Nvidia dropped Tesla spun out Amazon slid Apple declined and Microsoft scaled back data projects! It's like a whole level got wiped out! They need to power up pronto!

Bank Stocks Get a Beatdown!

Even the banks are feeling shaky! JPMorgan Citi Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley are all down. Seems like the stock market is more volatile than a Boo in a haunted house! These tariffs are making everyone nervous which means more trouble for everyone! Oh no!