It's-a Me, Mario, Reporting on Wall Street's Ups and Downs! Wahoo!

Target's a Real Bowser Situation!

Mamma mia! Target's having a bit of a Bowser problem eh? Seems like their sales are taking a hit down 4%! They're blaming it on people not feeling so good about buying stuff and something about tariffs. 'Here we go!' down the drain maybe? They even had to lower their expectations for the whole year! Someone get them a Super Mushroom pronto!

Toll Brothers Buildin' Up That Coin!

Wahoo! Some good news! Toll Brothers those folks who build houses are doin' great! They beat expectations and are jumping for joy higher than my double jump. Seems like people still wanna buy nice houses. Maybe they're building castles for princesses? Heh heh!

Cybersecurity's a Boo!

Palo Alto Networks... sounds like a tricky course in one of my adventures. They're having trouble with their margins. Even though they made more money than expected the margins are not a good! Maybe they need Luigi to vacuum up those problems with his Poltergust 5000?

Canada Goose Flies High Like a Super Leaf!

Canada Goose! I thought those were just birds from my world! These Canada Goose people are making jackets and doing great! Their earnings report had them soaring higher than when I grab a Super Leaf and start flying up 28%! But... they're not sure what's going to happen next year. Seems like they need a crystal ball not a 1 Up Mushroom.

UnitedHealth Takes a Tumble!

Oh no! UnitedHealth is falling down a pit down 4.4%! Some HSBC guy thinks they might fall even further. They've already fallen down 39% this year! That's worse than when I accidentally jump into lava! Ouch!

Crypto Coins Jumpin' Like Goombas!

Crypto! Sounds like something from another dimension. Bitcoin is on the rise so some of those crypto stocks are jumpin' like Goombas! Coinbase and Mara Holdings are gettin' bigger. Maybe I should invest some coins? 'It's a me Mario io!' Millionaire!