Higher, Further, Faster...Into the Stock Market?! Captain Marvel's Hot Takes on Today's Headlines!

American Eagle: Grounded Before Takeoff!

Okay Earthlings listen up! Apparently American Eagle Outfitters took a nosedive plummeting 11%! They're blaming 'macro uncertainty,' which let's be honest sounds like something I deal with every Tuesday battling intergalactic warlords. They even had to write off $75 million worth of spring and summer clothes. Yikes! Maybe they should consult with the Supreme Intelligence for some retail guidance? Or maybe just hire a better tailor. Remember what I did for my suit? It never fails!

Super Micro Computer: Soaring Higher Than My Accuser Missiles!

Now this is more like it! Super Micro Computer is rocketing skyward up 15%! They're riding high on a Raymond James 'outperform' rating. I'm not sure what an 'outperform' rating is exactly but it sounds powerful like my photon blasts. Maybe I should invest? I mean if I'm saving the galaxy I should at least be able to afford a decent shawarma afterward.

UnitedHealth: A Super Hero Landing Gone Wrong?

Uh oh looks like UnitedHealth had a bit of a rough landing. Their CEO stepped down for 'personal reasons' – code for 'maybe ran into a Kree warrior on the way to work'? – and the stock took a serious hit. Down 18%! That's worse than when I accidentally flew through Goose's favorite scratching post. Hopefully they can bounce back. Everyone deserves a second chance even healthcare giants.

PVH: From Zero to Hero (in Fashion!)

PVH the folks behind Tommy Hilfiger and Calvin Klein are getting a fashion makeover! Jefferies upgraded them saying they can recover with a business transformation. Apparently they're staging a comeback and that's great because no one rocks Tommy Hilfiger like I do! Especially when I'm trying to blend in on Earth.

Nvidia & AMD: Teaming Up for AI Domination! (With a Saudi Twist)

Nvidia and AMD are joining forces to work on AI projects with Saudi Arabia. Bank of America thinks this deal will offset some problems in China. I wonder if they'll be creating AI that can predict when Nick Fury is about to call me for another emergency? Because that would be a real superpower. Higher further faster...into the digital age!

KKR & JD.com: A Mixed Bag of Cosmic Proportions

KKR a private equity firm got a boost from Morgan Stanley. Apparently better relations between the US and China might help them which is good because international relations are always good! Meanwhile JD.com the Chinese e commerce platform reported good earnings but is expected to flatten out next year. Seems like even in the world of finance you can't win them all! Just like my attempts at Earth humor.