Kamehame-HA! US Strikes Iran's Nuclear Fortress! Did They Overdo It?

Fordo Facility: More Like Fort Knox But With Uranium!

Hey everyone Goku here! I just got done training with King Kai (still trying to master that Instant Transmission perfectly you know?) when I heard about this crazy news! Apparently some company called Maxar Technologies (sounds like a villain name right?) released pictures from space showing stuff happening at Iran's Fordo nuclear place. They say it's like super secret and under a mountain – like one of Piccolo's hideouts but probably less green!

Trucks and Vehicles: Are They Delivering Senzu Beans...or Something Else?

These pictures show trucks and cars going in and out. Now I'm no scientist but I know a thing or two about energy. Are they loading up on ki? Nah probably just nuclear stuff. This Fordo place is supposed to be Iran's toughest spot deeper than my appetite after a good fight. I wonder if they have good food there? Hmmm...

US Air Strikes: 'Spectacular Success' or Just a Lot of Smoke and Fire?

So get this: the US went in and did some air strikes! President Trump (whoever THAT is) said it was a 'spectacular military success' and that they 'completely obliterated' the place. Obliterated?! That's strong! I obliterate mountains when I'm just warming up! But... they can't really prove it can they? It's like saying I beat Beerus without actually showing the fight. Empty words are worse than Krillin's power level!

Radiation? Oh No! Not Another Cell Situation!

The important thing is these 'International Atomic Energy Agency' folks and Iran's own safety people say there's no radiation or anything bad leaking out. That's a relief! I wouldn't want another Cell situation on our hands where everyone’s absorbing everyone else. Seriously that was a pain.

Power Levels: Underestimated or Overblown?

Honestly it sounds like maybe someone's power level reader is broken. Claiming you completely destroyed something without proof? That's like saying Yamcha's stronger than me. It just doesn't add up! I’d have to see it with my own eyes and feel the ki before I believe anything. Even then Frieza tricked me a few times…

Maybe a Spirit Bomb Would Have Been More Subtle?

So what's the takeaway? Well it seems like there's a lot of talk and not a lot of proof. Maybe next time instead of air strikes they should just ask me to make a Spirit Bomb. It's way cleaner more energy efficient and definitely more spectacular! Plus everyone can lend me their energy! Just kidding...mostly. Gotta go train now! Later!