Great Caesar's Ghost! Stellantis Gets a Jolt of Kryptonite-Powered Leadership!

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet: A New Era Begins

Greetings citizens of Earth! Your friendly neighborhood Superman here reporting on some earth shattering (though thankfully not literally I'm still cleaning up after that LexCorp experiment) developments in the automotive world. It seems Stellantis that giant of metal and motion has a new pilot at the helm. Antonio Filosa a name that sounds like it belongs in a Shakespearean play has taken over as CEO. And in his first move he's decided to promote Tim Kuniskis. Now I've faced down Darkseid and even he wasn't this decisive!

The Kuniskis Comeback Tour: From Retirement to Ram and Beyond!

Kuniskis a man who clearly couldn't stay away from the smell of gasoline and burning rubber is back from retirement! Seven months he managed can you believe it? I once tried a vacation for a week ended up stopping a volcano from erupting. Retirement is clearly not for heroes or apparently automotive masterminds. He's now overseeing all American brands and leading marketing and retail strategy in North America all while still leading Ram. I hope he has a cape handy because that's a lot to juggle!

SRT Returns: The Band is Back Together (and Ready to Race)!

Hold on to your hats folks! The Street and Racing Technology (SRT) division is making a comeback. It's like the Justice League but with Dodge Jeep Ram and Chrysler engineers. Kuniskis himself said "We're getting the band back together." Which begs the question are they touring? Do they need a roadie with super strength? Because I'm available (when I'm not saving the world of course). They're focusing on high performance vehicles and motorsports so expect things to get loud... and fast!

Ram's Product Blitz: 25 New Rides in 18 Months!

Ram is launching 25 new products in the next 18 months! That's more than I've changed costumes in my entire career! They're clearly not messing around in their effort to combat sales declines. It's a bold move and I for one am excited to see what they come up with. Maybe they'll even invent a truck that can fly? I could use a break from carrying buses.

Hemi's Back Baby! V 8 Power Roars Again

And speaking of roaring the V 8 Hemi engine is making a triumphant return to the Ram 1500 in early 2026! It's like hearing the theme music from my old movies – pure unadulterated power. I remember when I first heard that engine it was like a symphony of internal combustion! A real testament to human ingenuity (and a lot of gasoline).

Truth Justice and the American Way... of Automotive Innovation

So there you have it folks! Stellantis is shaking things up Kuniskis is leading the charge SRT is revving its engines and Ram is unleashing a product storm. It's a brave new world of automotive innovation and I'll be watching from above (and occasionally helping push a stalled car or two). Remember folks keep your vehicles safe your emissions low and always buckle up! This is Superman signing off!