
Ka Me HAAA...Gone!
Hey everyone it's Goku! You know the guy who always wants a good fight...or a good meal! I heard about this guy Ted Christie the CEO of Spirit Airlines. Turns out he's throwing in the towel! Stepping down they say. Almost like when I tried to let Gohan take over against Cell...didn't quite work out did it? Anyway this Christie guy led Spirit since 2019. That's like a whole bunch of training sessions in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber!
Pandemic Panic and Merger Mayhem!
Apparently things got rough. This whole COVID thing hit them hard like a surprise attack from Frieza! Then there was some failed merger...sounds like someone tried to fuse like me and Vegeta but ended up like Veku! A big ol' mess! And get this they filed for bankruptcy! That's like getting knocked out of the ring by a cheap shot!
Spirit's Screaming Savings...Or Not?
So Spirit was all about those super cheap tickets right? Like when Krillin tries to pay for dinner! But it sounds like folks wanted more. Kinda like when I wanted to train harder even after becoming a Super Saiyan! Always gotta push yourself! Now they’re the first big airline to go bankrupt in a while. That’s gotta sting like when Bulma gets angry!
The Triple Threat Team!
But don't worry the Earth isn't doomed...yet! Three other folks are stepping in to keep things running until they find a new leader. A CFO guy an operations guy and some lawyer dude. Sounds like a decent team...though I bet none of them can power up like a Saiyan! Maybe they can learn the Fusion Dance?
Rising From the Ashes Like a Super Saiyan!
Good news though! Spirit Airlines is back from being bankrupt. They managed to get out of it last month which is good because they would have been grounded forever! They seem to be ready to continue their journey and hopefully these guys can bring Spirit back to its former glory. Even if it's like trying to teach Yamcha how to go Super Saiyan!
Next Time On Spirit Airlines...
So that's the story! This CEO flew the coop things got tough but it looks like Spirit's trying to get back in the game. Let's hope they don't end up needing the Dragon Balls to fix things! Remember always train hard eat lots of food and never give up! Just like me Goku!
69THBLOCK
Good luck to the new team!
marxdarx
I wonder if they have an energy drink sponsor.
Nvision
Bankruptcy is no joke! Hope they can turn things around.