Kamehame-HEALTH! Are Weight Loss Drugs Like a Super Saiyan Bargain?

Kaio what?! Expensive Pills?

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard about these new pills like Mounjaro and Ozempic. They're supposed to help people lose weight and deal with diabetes. But Dende told me they're costing big companies a lot of Zeni! Like over 1,000 Zeni per dose! That's almost as much as a Senzu Bean! But are they worth it? I gotta know if it's like training with King Kai – tough at first but makes you stronger later!

Super Saiyan Health Boost!

So this company called Aon says these pills are doing something amazing! Their boss Greg Case is saying that people taking these pills had way fewer heart problems weaker bones and even less pneumonia. It's like giving everyone a mini Super Saiyan boost! They found that after a couple of years people got healthier and things cost less overall. Less heart attacks? Sounds like a way better deal than getting hit by Frieza's Death Beam!

The Price of Power!

But here's the catch! Like learning the Kamehameha there's a high cost at first. These pills are expensive and everyone wants them! This means companies are spending more money on medicine than ever before. It's like trying to buy all the meat in the world – even I can't afford that! And Evernorth says these drugs are even costing more than stuff like cancer treatment. Ouch! That's gotta hurt their pockets more than Vegeta's Final Flash!

Doctor Doctor Give Me the News!

Aon checked out a bunch of workers using these pills and found that in the first year people actually went to the doctor more often. More checkups mean more bills! They were getting help for things like sleep problems and heartburn. But after about a year or so things started to turn around like when Gohan unleashed his hidden power against Cell.

Savings! It's Over 9000!

After two years people taking the pills cost the company less money overall – about 7% less! And if they stuck with the pills like I stick with training they saved even more like 13%! The best part? They had way fewer heart attacks and less diabetes! It's like they unlocked a new level of health even better than mastering Super Saiyan 3!

Aon Goes Super!

So Aon is so sure these pills are great they're even giving their own workers a discount to use them! They're even doing wellness visits and blood tests to help people stick with it. They're going to tell everyone all about it at some big meeting. Sounds like they're really powering up to share the good news! I hope everyone can get as healthy as a Super Saiyan – maybe then we can all spar!