Kamehame-HA-ZARD! Is Our Infrastructure Power Level...Under 9000?!

A 'C'?! That's Weaker Than Krillin's Power Level!

Hey everyone it's me Goku! I just read this crazy news – apparently our planet's infrastructure is getting a serious beatdown from climate change! Can you believe it? Airports are flooding bridges are melting like Buu after a good beating and telecommunications are getting… well you get the picture! The American Society of Civil Engineers gave the whole shebang a 'C' grade! A 'C'?! That's weaker than Krillin's power level! They say extreme weather is wrecking everything even places that used to be tough. It's like these buildings haven't even trained in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber!

Fort Lauderdale Runways Turned into Water Slides?!

Remember that time Fort Lauderdale had so much rain the runways turned into rivers? It sounds like a new training method Gohan would come up with. According to Tom Smith from ASCE things are only gonna get worse! "We have to anticipate not just where the puck is now but where we think it's going," he said. Sounds like he's planning for the future...a senzu bean for our cities?

Power Telecommunications and Airports – The Weakest Links!

So CNBC asked First Street to check the damage and they found out that a HUGE chunk of our power telecommunications and airports are at major risk from floods wind or wildfires. Most of this stuff was built ages ago when the climate was… well let’s just say less… spicy! It's like trying to fight Frieza with Yamcha's power level! We need a serious upgrade!

Even Investors are Sweating More Than Vegeta During a Marathon!

Sarah Kapnick from JPMorgan Chase says her clients are sweating more than Vegeta during a marathon because they're worried about their investments getting trashed by all this climate chaos. "How should I change and invest in my infrastructure?" they're asking. Sounds like they're finally realizing that money can't buy you Ki...or a climate proof building!

Science – Our New Secret Weapon!

Both Sarah and Tom are saying we gotta use science to make our stuff climate resilient. Tom even said they're taking science “very very seriously”. It’s like when I finally learned to control my Ki! But get this the Trump administration cut funding to climate science! It's like trying to fight Cell without going Super Saiyan! What were they thinking?!

$3.7 Trillion?! That's More Zeni Than I've Spent on Food!

And get this: ASCE says we need a whopping $3.7 trillion to fix all this mess! That's more Zeni than I've spent on food! And on top of that the Trump administration cancelled this program to help reduce damage from natural disasters. That's like… giving Frieza a Senzu Bean! We need to power up our infrastructure or we're all gonna get a serious pounding!