Bill Gates Goes Super Saiyan for Charity: A Kamehameha of Kindness!

Kaio what? Bill Gates Doubles Down!

Hey everyone Goku here! Heard about this Bill Gates fella. He's not as strong as me but he's throwing around some serious power... money power that is! Seems he's gonna double his charitable giving to a whopping $200 billion! That's like a whole lot of Senzu beans for everyone! He says he's doing it 'cause of problems like kids' health and that climate change thingy. I gotta say even I can feel the earth getting a little hotter these days. Maybe I should teach him the Spirit Bomb so he can gather energy from everyone to solve these problems!

He Died Rich? That's No Fun!

Gates doesn't want to go out like a weakling hoarding all his power. He wants to use it to help people! Smart move! Like Master Roshi always said 'There's more to life than just power Goku!' This Gates guy seems to get it. He's giving away his fortune before he kicks the bucket. Now that's what I call going Super Saiyan for the greater good!

The Gates Foundation: More Powerful Than a Fusion Dance?

So this Gates Foundation it's already given away over $100 billion! That's like me powering up to Super Saiyan 3... without the side effects (hopefully)! It's cool that he started it with his ex wife. I hope they can work together like Goten and Trunks when they fuse. Imagine if they combined all their power! Though even with all that power he says it won't be enough to fix all the problems. This is getting tougher than fighting Frieza!

Philanthropists to the Rescue? Not Quite...

Okay so even Bill Gates with all his money ki can't make up for the cuts in foreign aid from places like the U.S. and the U.K. They're slashing BILLIONS! What's up with that? It's like they're giving all their power to the bad guys! Gates is worried that the world's richest countries aren't looking out for the poorest people. Someone needs to give them a good talking to... maybe a Kamehameha wake up call!

Musk vs. Gates: A Battle for the Ages!

And guess what? Bill Gates is throwing shade at Elon Musk! Apparently Musk has been cutting funding for foreign aid. Gates says 'The picture of the world's richest man killing the world's poorest children is not a pretty one.' Ouch! Sounds like a Saiyan rivalry to me! Maybe they should settle this in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber! Loser has to do 1000 push ups in gravity times 100! Musk apparently signed the Giving Pledge but hasn't given much away yet. Come on Musk don't be a Cell absorb all the power just to make yourself stronger. It's time to be a hero!

The Giving Pledge: A Spirit Bomb of Generosity?

So this 'Giving Pledge' is a promise for rich folks to give away half their wealth. Sounds like a good idea right? It's like gathering energy for a Spirit Bomb but instead of blowing up bad guys you're helping people! Gates hopes Musk will actually follow through. I hope so too! The more people helping out the closer we get to a world where everyone can eat like a Saiyan after a long battle!