P&G Cuts 7,000 Jobs?! Time to Buy Everyone a Yacht!

What's Up Gamers? P&G Going Down!

Alright MrBeast here and today we're talking about...layoffs? Yeah not as fun as giving away Lambos but hey gotta keep you all informed! So Procter & Gamble you know the guys who make your toilet paper and stuff are cutting 7,000 jobs! That's like half my subscriber count...almost! Apparently Trump's tariffs are hitting them harder than Chandler trying to parallel park. They're blaming it on restructuring tariffs and probably just bad luck. It's like when I try to cook – always a disaster!

Tariffs? More Like Terrifying!

So these tariffs are basically taxes on imported goods making everything more expensive. P&G says it's gonna cost them a whopping $600 million! That's like enough to buy a small island…or maybe just a really really big bouncy castle. They're talking about raising prices on everyday stuff which means less money for you to spend on…MrBeast merch! Seriously though it's tough news for everyone.

Slimming Down?! More Like a Starvation Diet!

P&G's CFO this guy Andre Schulten is talking about 'reevaluating their portfolio' and 'restructuring the supply chain.' Sounds fancy right? Basically they're trying to cut costs. It's like when I try to eat healthy… lasts for about a day before I'm back to pizza. They're even talking about exiting brands and markets! Which one will go? Tide? Pampers? We can only hope it's Swiffer! Someone get Chris on the phone he's obsessed with Swiffer!

Microsoft and Starbucks: P&G's New BFFs (Bad Financial Friends)

P&G is joining the layoff party with Microsoft and Starbucks. It's like a 'Misery Loves Company' convention except instead of trading sob stories they're trading stock tips. The experts are watching the job market like hawks waiting for it to slow down like Chandler in a footrace. The big question is will this affect your ability to buy 10,000 rolls of toilet paper at once? Asking for a friend...

Stock Drop? More Like a Mic Drop! (For the Wrong Reasons)

Shares of P&G dropped more than 1%! It's not the end of the world but it's definitely not a good look. The stock market is more unpredictable than Chandler trying to pick a lottery number. Honestly I'm not sure what this means for the average person but I bet it means someone's yacht budget just got slashed!

What Does This Mean for You? (Probably Nothing TBH)

Alright so P&G is laying off people and blaming tariffs. It sounds bad but will it affect your daily life? Probably not. You'll still be able to buy toothpaste and diapers. But hey maybe this is a good excuse to start supporting local businesses! Or just subscribe to my channel and win a free car! Stay awesome gamers! Remember 'Money can buy happiness!'...or at least a lot of pizza.