
Family First: Wegovy's Got a New Crew
Family that's what matters. And when it comes to getting folks the right medicine we do whatever it takes. Novo Nordisk is teaming up with Hims & Hers Ro and Life MD to get Wegovy out there. Why? Because family looks out for each other and we need to make sure everyone has access to the real deal not some backyard mechanic's version. It's about doing what's right just like I taught Brian: 'I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage not the store not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less I'm free.' But this is bigger than a quarter mile this is about someone's health!
No More Back Alley Deals: Shutting Down the Knock Offs
Remember those days when knock off parts would fall off your ride faster than you could say 'nitrous'? Same deal with these copycat meds. With the law cracking down on those compounding pharmacies slingin' fake Wegovy Novo Nordisk is stepping up to make sure everyone gets the genuine article. Dave Moore from Novo Nordisk said it best 'We felt it was really important to work hard to establish a collaboration with telehealth companies.' Translation: We're cutting off the snakes and making sure you get the real juice.
Seamless Delivery: Wegovy Straight to Your Doorstep
Forget chasing down parts at shady garages; now you can get Wegovy delivered right to your door. Novo Nordisk is making it 'seamless' for patients according to Moore. It's like having a personal mechanic who knows exactly what your engine needs. No more excuses; your ride your health it's all just a click away. I'm telling you sometimes the best things in life come easy... but you still gotta put in the work!
NovoCare: The Online Pharmacy That Doesn't Break the Bank
Let's talk cash. Novo Nordisk's NovoCare is offering Wegovy for $499 a month for those without insurance. Half the price! That's like getting a souped up engine for the price of a tune up. It ain't free but it's a damn good deal. Remember what I always say 'It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.' And with these prices winning is within reach.
Hims & Hers and Ro: Offering More Than Just Meds
Hims & Hers is throwing in 24/7 care nutritional advice and clinical support for $599 a month. Ro is sticking with the $499 price tag offering coaching and education through their Body Program. It's like getting the whole pit crew not just the parts. 'You break her heart I break your neck.' These companies ain't just selling medicine; they're selling support. Respect.
Family Over Everything: Staying True to the Code
Look family is everything. And sometimes family needs a little help. Novo Nordisk is stepping up cutting out the BS and getting real medicine to the people who need it. 'I don't have friends. I got family.' That's what this is about. Taking care of our own and making sure everyone has a fair shot. So let's ride together strong and healthy because that's what family does.
Cholent
Dom's wisdom mixed with healthcare... genius!
Traffiker
Dom Torreto writing about weight loss drugs? What a time to be alive!