Trump Declares War on Electric Vehicles: Even Wonder Woman is Shocked!

By Hera's Hairpins! What Did I Just Witness?

Greetings mortals! Wonder Woman here reporting live (and I use that term loosely as time moves differently on Themyscira) on a rather… *peculiar* development here in the so called 'civilized world.' It seems a certain former president let's call him 'He Who Shall Not Be Named' (because honestly I'm tired of saying his name) has decided to wage war on… *checks notes* …electric vehicles? I swear sometimes I feel like I've stumbled into a Bizarro World episode. Is this man trying to single handedly power our gadgets using a hamster wheel?

California Dreaming...Of Gas Guzzlers?

Apparently California that land of sunshine dreams and now apparently EV nightmares for some had this *radical* idea of gasp phasing out gas powered cars by 2035. Eleven other states thought 'Hey maybe clean air is a good thing!' But 'He Who Shall Not Be Named' swooped in declaring it a 'disaster' and promptly 'rescued' the U.S. auto industry. Rescued it from what exactly? Progress? Fresh air? A future that doesn't involve respiratory issues? As Athena might say 'The mind truly boggles.'

Big Oil's New Champion

Now I'm no stranger to battles having tussled with Ares and his ilk more times than I care to count. But this fight feels… different. It seems General Motors and Toyota were whispering sweet nothings in 'He Who Shall Not Be Named's ear lobbying against California's rules. Hmm I wonder if they were being mind controlled by a new age Cheetah? Could there be a new villain in town? I must investigate!

Blame Game: A Classic Political Ploy

According to 'He Who Shall Not Be Named,' the Biden administration handed 'dictatorial powers' to California's 'left wing radicals.' Dictatorial powers you say? Last time I checked that was more Ares's style. Governor Newsom bless his heart fired back accusing big polluters of 'buying off the Republican Party.' Oh the drama! It's like watching a Greek tragedy only with more exhaust fumes.

The Truth Behind the Smoke Screen

But let's not get lost in the political mudslinging. The truth is this isn't just about cars. It's about the future of our planet. Do we want to keep choking on fumes and contributing to the climate crisis or do we want to embrace cleaner technologies and create a sustainable future? It's a choice folks. And as my mother Hippolyta always said 'You are stronger than you believe; you have greater powers than you know'. It's up to you to choose wisely.

My Lasso of Truth Will Find Answers

Fear not citizens! Wonder Woman is on the case! I shall use my Lasso of Truth to unravel this tangled web of political maneuvering and corporate influence. And if I find any actual villains lurking in the shadows well let's just say they'll be wishing they'd stuck to chariots instead of lobbying against electric vehicles. Perhaps I need to have a word with these people on Themyscira... maybe it's time for a little diplomacy. After all 'Fighting doesn't make you a hero.'