Tesla's Stock Takes a Kamehameha-Sized Hit: Did Trump Just Power Up?

My Power Level?! Tesla's Market Cap Dips Below 1 Trillion!

Heya! It's Goku here reporting live from… well wherever there's a good fight! I heard Tesla's stock took a nosedive faster than Vegeta's pride after a good ol' beatdown. Seems like President Trump and Elon Musk are having a bit of a Super Saiyan level clash. Apparently Tesla's value dropped by a whopping 14% knocking it below the 1 trillion mark. That's almost enough to buy a lifetime supply of Senzu beans! You know if Senzu beans accepted stocks.

Trump's Final Flash: Government Contracts… Gone!

So from what I gather Trump threatened to pull government contracts from Musk's companies. Ouch! That's gotta sting worse than when Frieza blew up Krillin! Trump even said Musk was "wearing thin" and that he took away the EV mandate. Sounds like someone's been training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber of political drama!

Musk's Spirit Bomb: "Without Me Trump Would Have Lost!"

Musk didn't back down either! He fired back saying and I quote "Without me Trump would have lost the election!" Whoa talk about a power move! It's like when I told Vegeta he couldn't beat Buu – bold words that are definitely gonna start a screaming match. But hey at least its entertaining.

The Degenerative Budget Abomination!?

Apparently Musk is not happy with the budget bill calling it a "disgusting abomination." Now that's a strong word even stronger than "kakarot" and you know how Vegeta says that! Seems like he's been on a full blown assault against the bill especially those parts that mess with EV and solar tax credits. If you ask me this whole thing sounds like a plot hatched by Dr. Gero to distract us from training!

Sales Plummeting More Training Time!

But hold on it gets worse! Tesla's sales are taking a dive especially in Europe and its reputation is going down the drain. Plus they're under pressure to launch some driverless ride hailing service. Honestly sounds like they need to spend less time arguing and more time training… like in 100x Earth's gravity! That'll get those sales numbers up!

SpaceX Interference?! Even NASA's Involved!

Wait for it… there's more drama! Apparently some folks in the Trump administration were messing with Jared Isaacman's nomination to head NASA. Isaacman's the guy who led those private spaceflights with Musk's SpaceX. Looks like even space travel isn't safe from political power struggles! I swear sometimes I wish I could just gather all the bad guys in one place and use the Spirit Bomb on them… but then who would I fight?