Goku here, reporting that India's inflation is weaker than Yamcha, but trade deals might give it a Senzu Bean!
Goku here, reporting that India's inflation is weaker than Yamcha, but trade deals might give it a Senzu Bean!

Inflation: It's Over 9000... Just Kidding! It's Way Lower!

Hey everyone Goku here! I just heard some news about India's inflation and it sounds like it's weaker than Krillin trying to beat me! Apparently it's only 3.16% in April. Can you believe it? That's like nothing compared to the power levels we deal with! It's been dropping for SIX months straight! Even lower than the 3.34% last month. I guess things are cooling down unlike my fiery spirit! Hahaha!

Food Inflation: Even Vegeta Could Stomach These Prices!

And get this even food inflation is taking a nosedive faster than I do after a Spirit Bomb! It's at 1.78% which is way less than March. Even Vegeta wouldn't complain about these prices! Seriously he's picky. Some smart guys at Bank of America think food prices will stay low but gold might get expensive. Sounds like I should start collecting gold instead of training! I'll need a bigger house though…

RBI to the Rescue: Rate Cuts Incoming!

So the RBI that's like the Earth's Senzu Bean distributor is probably gonna cut interest rates. They wanna make the economy stronger like when I go Super Saiyan! The big boss there Sanjay Malhotra said they're gonna be more relaxed about things. They already dropped the rate to 6% which is good news! Maybe I can get a loan to buy more food... for training of course!

GDP: Training Hard But Still Behind!

They're also talking about GDP which is like the Earth's power level. It's supposed to get better but still not as good as they hoped. It's like training really hard but still being one step behind Vegeta. Those guys at BofA think it'll grow to 6.7% but the full year might be less than the RBI's guess. We gotta train harder guys!

Trade Wars: More Annoying Than Frieza!

And hold on there's more! Some HSBC folks said trade wars which are like fighting Frieza might hurt the economy. It could knock off some percentage points from growth. But hey maybe things will get better! This Trump guy said they're close to a deal with India. Maybe that'll be like a Senzu Bean for the economy! I still don't fully understand it but I hope it means more food for everyone!

Goku's Final Thoughts: Let's All Get Stronger Together!

Alright everyone that's all the news I got! Sounds like things are a little complicated but hopefully India will get stronger just like me! Remember always keep training and never give up! Kaio what? Kaio ken! And uh…eat lots of food! See ya!


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    love4jt
    5/21/2025 9:36:30 PM

    Goku's economic analysis is surprisingly insightful! Who knew a Saiyan could be so informed?