Around the World in 100 Days By Train! Are You Tough Enough?

Choo Choo... Challenge Accepted!

Forget those cramped airplanes and the TSA agents who think they're tougher than me. Adventures By Train is offering a 'round the world in 100 days' trip by train. Sounds… relaxing. I once traveled around the world in 80 days but that was because I was chasing a rogue grizzly bear. This train thing? Scheduled to start March 17 2026. Gives you plenty of time to train... literally and figuratively. Remember fear doesn't exist in this dojo does it?

Green is the New Black Belt

They're saying it's 'sustainable travel' because people are suddenly worried about their 'carbon footprint.' My footprint is made of pure awesome and leaves a dent in the Earth. But hey if saving the planet means riding a train I guess I can get behind that... as long as there's a snack car with enough jerky to feed a small army.

Exclusivity: The Chuck Norris Way

Only 12 people. That’s it? That’s fewer people than I usually fight on a Tuesday. And the price? $146,184! They say it's to keep it 'intimate.' I keep my experiences intimate by staring down a cobra. Costs less too. Though if you bring a partner the price drops a bit. Because nothing says romance like a shared train seat and potential food poisoning.

Authentic... and Luxurious? Contradiction!

They're mixing 'authentic' experiences with 'luxury.' So one day you're eating street food in Kyoto the next you're sipping champagne in a fancy hotel. Sounds confusing. I prefer my authenticity with a side of grit. And my luxury? That's when I get to choose which weapon to use first.

The Itinerary of Ultimate Power

14 countries? France Austria Switzerland and the list goes on. They'll see the Swiss and Austrian Alps China's high speed train California Zephyr Amtrak route through the Rocky Mountains and more. I've seen more countries on a morning jog. Wine tasting in Georgia? Street food in Kyoto? Been there done that before breakfast. But for those who need a train it’s a start.

Sea Legs and Luxury Lodgings

A cruise from Tokyo to Vancouver? And a crossing on the Queen Mary 2? All this water… reminds me of the tears of my enemies. Plus stays at fancy hotels like the Fairmont Peace in Shanghai. I usually sleep in a tent made of pure willpower. But hey each to their own… as long as they don't cross me in the breakfast buffet line.