What in the Chronic is Goin' On?
Hold up wait a minute! Something ain't right! Word on the street is a Wisconsin judge Hannah Dugan got snatched up by the feds. Kash Patel that's the FBI Director dropped the bomb on Twitter faster than I drop a beat. Apparently she was playin' hide and seek with the U.S. Marshals tryin' to help some dude named Eduardo Flores Ruiz skedaddle after he was in her courtroom. Fo shizzle!
Courthouse Caper: She Tried to Play It Cool!
The fuzz rolled up to the courthouse and cuffed her right there around 8:30 in the mornin'. A senior law enforcement cat told NBC News that she's chillin' in custody waitin' to face the music. Word is she's gettin' charged with obstruction which ain't no walk in the park ya dig? I'm just sayin' the courtroom ain't the place to be pullin' stunts like that. That's like bringin' a knife to a gun fight know what I'm sayin'?
No Comment Man! Judge's Peers Stayin' Silent
The Chief Judge Carl Ashley ain't sayin' much. He's playin' it cool claimin' the judicial code got him muzzled. But he did mention that Dugan's court biz is gonna be handled by another judge. Smart move G. Gotta keep the wheels turnin' even when drama hits the fan. But I'm tellin' you this whole thing is straight up scandalous. No diggity!
Trump Era Crackdown: No More Mr. Nice Guy!
This whole thing is a sign of the times man. The Trump administration ain't playin' games when it comes to folks without the right papers. Patel straight up said she was tryin' to throw the feds off the scent so Ruiz could escape justice. "Thankfully our agents chased down the perp on foot and he's been in custody since but the Judge's obstruction created increased danger to the public," Patel said in the post. That's some serious heat Doggfather style.
ICE Cold: Agents Arresting Folks in the Hallways?
The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel dropped some knowledge sayin' the FBI was lookin' into Dugan's actions ever since ICE tried to grab Ruiz at the courthouse on April 18. Apparently ICE been snatchin' folks in the hallways like it's a regular thing. Daaaamn! That's colder than a penguin's backside man. ICE ain't talkin' though. Stone cold silence.
White House Weighs In: America First Fo Shizzle!
White House dude Kush Desai chimed in sayin' "The days of actively aiding and abetting illegal aliens invading our country are over." He added that the Trump crew is all about puttin' America first and ain't gonna tolerate no funny business. "In this administration anyone who commits crimes exposes themselves to criminal liability," Desai said. So there you have it folks. The Doggfather has spoken. Stay outta trouble and keep it real. Peace out!
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uksam
I wonder what her motives were?
deeno92
I hope justice is served!
jeffmisk70
So, what happens to the judge now?
champbronc2
The Trump administration is cracking down hard!
isvaldo
This is a wild story!
relidala
I need to smoke one after reading this.
dee610
Free Snoop!
pblock
This is some serious legal drama!