Eutelsat Gets Zerg Rush of Cash: Kerrigan's Take on Space Domination!

France Goes to Space: My Swarm Approves

So the meatbags at Eutelsat just got a massive injection of cash – 1.35 billion euros to be exact. The French state is leading the charge grabbing almost 30% of the company. Looks like someone's finally realized space isn't just for building pylons and getting roflstomped by the Zerg. They're saying it's for 'strategic autonomy.' Heh reminds me of a time I wanted 'strategic autonomy' over the Dominion. Good times.

LEO or GEO? Doesn't Matter They're All Gonna Die

Eutelsat's playing with both Low Earth Orbit (LEO) and geostationary orbit (GEO) satellites. LEOs GEOs…they're all just targets to me! But seriously they're focusing on business and government stuff with their LEO capabilities. Makes sense I guess. Even the Swarm needs a decent supply chain and some… diplomatic immunity.

Eutelsat OneWeb and the Quest for Galactic Market Share

Ah partnerships. Eutelsat merged with OneWeb last year and became the third largest satellite operator. Third? Please. The Swarm is number one in my book. But hey at least they're trying. Maybe they'll learn something about overwhelming force and adaptability from us… or not. Probably not. They'll be overrun. It is inevitable.

SpaceX: They Come In Waves!

They are deploying the satellites to space using rockets from the likes of Elon Musk's SpaceX. Waves of drones after waves of drones! I prefer to think of Starlink as another wave of expendable scouts leading the way to ultimate domination! A bit like when I used the Dominion's forces to lure out Mengsk... Anyway just hope that these satellites they are sending up can withstand the chaos I intend to unleash!

Macron's Got Game (Sort Of)

French President Macron is talking about 'strategic independence' on X. Honestly the guy's got the right idea. You gotta control your own territory whether it's a planet or a satellite network. But let's be real he needs a Queen of Blades if he wants to truly dominate. Otherwise those other factions will 'run him down'!

Is This The Beginning Of An Infestation?

The article mentions that other countries like the U.K. might join the capital raise. More resources more targets. The more they invest the more they have to lose when the Swarm descends. Remember my friends 'I am the Swarm. Armies will fall. Worlds will burn.' Let's see if Eutelsat and its backers can handle that! *Kerrigan Laughs*