Ceasefire on Earth? Pfft, I've Seen Deadlier Lunch Breaks!

Fragile Peace Tiny Pawns

Alright maggots Kerrigan here. You think your little squabbles over territory are impressive? Please. I've commanded swarms that blotted out entire suns! This whole India Pakistan thing… it's cute like watching banelings try to herd zerglings. Apparently they had a bit of a dust up missiles flying drones buzzing the whole shebang. Honestly if you're going to wage war at least commit! None of this half hearted skirmishing. You want a real war? I'll show you a real war.

Trump's 'Solution'? More Like a Distraction

And then there's this… Trump. 'I will work with you both to see if a solution can be arrived at concerning Kashmir.' Oh really? You gonna throw money at it until the problem goes away? Typical Terran solution: brute force and ignorance. You think a few trade deals are going to stop centuries of hatred? Please. That's like trying to stop a hydralisk with a stern talking to. He says he wasn't even discussing it? What in the blazes?! Some things never change Terran leaders still shooting from the hip hoping something sticks. Newsflash: it rarely does.

Blackouts and Booming Defenses – Sounds Like My Kind of Party

So they're shooting at each other cities are in blackout… sounds like my kind of Friday night! Seriously if they’re gonna go all in they need to commit. No more of this "oops we accidentally fired a missile" nonsense. Get some real weaponry involved! Planetary Annihilators anyone? Though knowing these guys they'd probably just argue over who gets to push the big red button. Remember “Hope is a currency human.” Hope for something bigger better and more destructive. Just kidding… mostly.

Ceasefire? Don't Count on It

A ceasefire huh? They agreed to stop shooting each other? I give it a week maybe two. Someone will blink someone will claim the other guy started it and boom – back to the explosions. These humans are so predictable. Like a siege tank in siege mode: powerful but easily flanked. And blaming each other already that’s original. As if “Dealing Strongly” with each other would help matters!

Golden Temples and Anxious Shopkeepers: The Real Victims

Meanwhile back on the ground the poor saps who have to live with this nonsense are just trying to survive. Shopkeepers shutting down early families terrified… it's always the little guys who suffer. “At least there will be no bloodshed,” says one shopkeeper. For now. But as soon as these leaders start posturing again the bloodshed will be back. And people call *me* a monster?

Born of Colonial Rule Destined for Chaos

Three wars already? Over Kashmir? What is it with these primitives and their attachment to land? So predictable. It started with colonial rule and continued with posturing. They both rule part of Kashmir but claim it in full so greedy! You know I control entire galaxies and I don't whine this much. Maybe they need some Zerg overlords to keep them in line. Nah even I wouldn't want that headache. 'My patience is wearing thin.'