Iran's Nuclear Program Obliterated? More Like a Scuffle in the Alley, Says Cap!

Heard it All Before Folks!

Alright soldiers Captain America here reporting for duty. Seems like everyone's got an opinion on Iran's nuclear program these days. One minute it's 'obliterated,' the next it's just 'set back a few months.' Makes you wonder if they're playing a game of 'Pin the Blame on the Ayatollah,' doesn't it? Remember what Tony Stark used to say? 'If I see a situation pointed south I can't ignore it. I can't sleep until I point it north.' Well this situation is pointing all over the place!

The Tale of Two Reports: Who Do You Trust?

So we've got Director Ratcliffe saying the CIA's got 'credible intelligence' that Iran's nuclear sites are toast needing years to rebuild. Then you have this other intelligence report saying 'Hold your horses folks it's not *that* bad.' Makes you wonder who's been hitting the serum harder eh? As my good friend Peggy Carter used to say 'Compromise where you can. Where you can't don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree look them in the eye and say 'No *you* move.' So who do we believe?

Trump's 'Obliteration' Claim: Fact or Fiction?

President Trump's claiming the U.S. 'totally obliterated' Iran's nuclear program. Bold words Mr. President! Bold words. Reminds me of when I first met Nick Fury. He said 'Son I'm gonna sit you down and explain some things to you.' And boy did he! This 'obliteration' claim... well let's just say I've seen Red Skull do less damage with a cosmic cube. I'm just saying let's get the facts straight before we start throwing around words like 'obliterated.' It kind of reminds me of Bucky Barns when he had the serum injected he would run around saying he was 'unmatched' then tripping over his own boots.

Tulsi Gabbard and the 'Propaganda Media': A Match Made in... Washington?

And then there's Tulsi Gabbard accusing the 'propaganda media' of distorting leaked intel to undermine the President. Propaganda huh? Last time I heard that word I was fighting Nazis! Look folks I'm all for supporting the President but let's not start throwing around accusations of 'propaganda' just because someone reports something you don't like. Remember freedom of the press is what makes this country great. Or at least that's what I thought until I saw the Daily Bugle's coverage of Spider Man.

Leaky Faucets and Missing Briefings: What's Going On?

Speaking of leaks the Pentagon's launched a 'leak investigation' with the FBI. Sounds like someone's got a case of the loose lips doesn't it? And those briefings to Congress getting postponed and then re scheduled with a different lineup? Smells fishier than the pier at Coney Island! Senator Schumer's right – Congress deserves to hear the truth not just what the President wants them to hear. It's called checks and balances people. And if I know anything it's the importance of a balanced breakfast and a balanced government.

Stay Vigilant America! And Brush Your Teeth!

So what's the takeaway here? Well as always it's 'stay vigilant.' Don't believe everything you hear do your own research and trust your gut. And for the love of liberty brush your teeth! My momma didn't raise no fools. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go find a reliable source of information. Maybe I'll ask Howard Stark. He always knew how to cut through the noise. 'I can't start living in anticipation of losing everything that I have.' he would say.