OpenAI Smoked Out? Why They Almost Scooped Up Cursor Before Blazin' Windsurf!

Fo Shizzle They Was Eyein' Cursor!

Aight check it y'all. Word on the streets of Silicon Valley is that OpenAI yeah the same folks makin' that ChatGPT heat were lookin' at snatchin' up Cursor before they started courtin' Windsurf. Fo shizzle my nizzle. They hit up Anysphere the company behind Cursor more than once. But like a blunt that won't light those talks just didn't spark up right know what I'm sayin'?

Doggfather's Take on a $10 Billion Valuation? Puff Puff Pass!

Now I ain't no tech guru but even I know $10 billion is a whole lotta cheddar. That's what Anysphere was lookin' at for funding according to Bloomberg. Seems like everyone wants a piece of this AI coding pie. But let me tell you that's Snoop Dogg money! I could buy a whole fleet of lowriders with that kinda dough you dig?

Windsurf? More Like Windfall! OpenAI's Big Splurge

But hold up hold up! OpenAI ain't playin' small ball. They're talkin' 'bout droppin' three *BILLION* on Windsurf. That's like buyin' every single one of my albums... twice! That'd be their biggest purchase ever. Seems like they really wanna get their hands dirty in this AI coding game G to the izz O.

Sam's New Toy: Codex CLI Doggystyle Coding Just Got Easier!

My homie Sam Altman the big boss at OpenAI is talkin' 'bout some new "o3" and "o4 mini reasoning models" that are "super good at coding." He even dropped a new product called Codex CLI to make 'em easier to use. That's like givin' a snoop a new strain to blaze always gotta keep it fresh know what I mean?

Cursor's Got the Vibe: Ride the Wave of 'Vibe Coding'!

Anysphere clapped back on X sayin' their Cursor app already has those new models. And get this some folks are even sayin' Cursor is better than Microsoft's GitHub Copilot! Talk about stealin' their thunder! Andrej Karpathy even coined the term "vibe coding." I'm all about the vibes baby! Gotta stay in sync with the universe even when you're writin' code. It's about that chill that flow that Doggystyle state of mind.

Everybody's Doin' It: From AI Coders to Catchin' Cheaters!

Fo shizzle the whole world is goin' AI crazy! Tech companies spendin' billions on those fancy Nvidia GPUs and everyone's usin' AI for everything from sales to law. They're even catchin' folks cheatin' in job interviews with AI! The game done changed y'all. Time to adapt or get left behind. Just like I always say 'Keep it real but keep it movin'!' So there you have it folks. OpenAI almost went with Cursor but now they're blazin' a new trail with Windsurf. Who knows what's next? One thing's for sure: AI is here to stay and Snoop D O Double G is watchin' every move. Stay tuned and stay blazed!